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Crafty Hour

24, 32, an hour ago, asked my insta, Be me, complimented my voice, Crafty, dingy 1-person apartment, hour, how old are you anon, I do mind, into me, lol, more than maybe 2 years my senior, no actual girlfriend, physically attractive, planning to meet chick, rare these days, severely autistic, she texts me, should I have lied, so much older than you, struck a conversation, thanks for reading, walking to the subway, watch NY vs FL, Wishful thinking, wouldn’t have guessed, zero friends

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Buildings Constructed:	47
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

>Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find love and friendship! Our community is filled with young and pretty players who are into you, regardless of your age! Who needs IRL plans when you can spend 97% of your free time in our virtual world?

>Don’t worry about being severely autistic, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is accepted and appreciated. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about getting canceled on by a potential date – our players are always ready to team up and have a great time!

>So come join us and watch NY vs FL in our virtual pub, where age is just a number and friendships last a lifetime. Who needs real-life plans when you have a Minecraft server to call home? See you in the game!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Votes:	1493
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Votes:	3339

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6229
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Towns Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	105
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	180
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5525	Potions Brewed:	73
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	6382	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.