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Crafty Hour

24, 32, an hour ago, asked my insta, Be me, complimented my voice, Crafty, dingy 1-person apartment, hour, how old are you anon, I do mind, into me, lol, more than maybe 2 years my senior, no actual girlfriend, physically attractive, planning to meet chick, rare these days, severely autistic, she texts me, should I have lied, so much older than you, struck a conversation, thanks for reading, walking to the subway, watch NY vs FL, Wishful thinking, wouldn’t have guessed, zero friends

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mines Excavated:	1760

>Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find love and friendship! Our community is filled with young and pretty players who are into you, regardless of your age! Who needs IRL plans when you can spend 97% of your free time in our virtual world?

>Don’t worry about being severely autistic, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is accepted and appreciated. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about getting canceled on by a potential date – our players are always ready to team up and have a great time!

>So come join us and watch NY vs FL in our virtual pub, where age is just a number and friendships last a lifetime. Who needs real-life plans when you have a Minecraft server to call home? See you in the game!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	114	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	60
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	7431	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Animals Bred:	180
Magic Items Found:	4835	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	361	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Decision making, dirty hands, gut feeling, intuition, Lending, NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger, personal belongings, Phone, refusing, Safety, self-preservation, setting boundaries, Social Interaction, stranger, stranger danger, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	201	Dimension Hops:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!