Thankful To Be Alive MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AlmostDead Minecraft SMP

death-defying experience, life flashing before my eyes, near miss, heart-stopping moment, narrow escape

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came outta nowhere and I was like “oh sh*t, I’m gonna die!” But then I did this epic MLG water bucket save and survived with half a heart left. It was so intense, I swear I peed a little.

But yeah, this server is like the Hunger Games meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Like, there’s hidden treasure everywhere and you gotta watch out for traps set by the evil Oompa Loompas. And the best part is, if you find the golden ticket, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. I heard one guy found it and now he’s basically a Minecraft billionaire.

So yeah, if you wanna have a crazy good time and maybe almost die a few times, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s worth it for the lols.

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Close Call Craft

Survival, life-threatening situation, close call, Adrenaline Rush, Near Death Experience

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

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LuckySurvivorMC SMP

MIRACULOUS, Fortunate, second chance, Lucky, thankful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion by doing a perfectly timed backflip off a cliff. Or how about the time our admin accidentally spawned a horde of angry villagers in the middle of town and chaos ensued? Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a server where every day is a new adventure and surviving feels like a miracle, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to tell your own “I’m lucky to be alive” story. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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DeathDefyingMinecraftSMP

Survival, out-of-body experience, heart-stopping, life changing, death-defying

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in the most ridiculous ways possible! One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava, but luckily I had a bucket of water on me and managed to save myself by creating obsidian stairs to safety. Another time, I was exploring a dark cave and got ambushed by a group of creepers, but I managed to survive by using my expert parkour skills to dodge their explosions. If you want to test your luck and see how many times you can cheat death in Minecraft, this is the server for you!

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DeathCraft Minecraft Server

dangerous situation., thankful to be alive, brush with mortality, Minecraft, INTENSE

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you, ready to blow you to smithereens? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make you invincible to those green menaces! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our crazy world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and experience the most intense near-death experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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WallstreetCraft

financial regulations, market manipulation, regulatory violations, Hedge Funds, financial industry

Are you tired of the Wall Street drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the shady deals and backstabbing for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies at your doorstep.

Our server is filled with hilarious NPCs that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a chicken that tells bad jokes to a cow that moonwalks, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and compete against other players for the title of Master Builder. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to make its wielder the silliest player in the land.

So say goodbye to Wall Street and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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CraftySemiteFun

intolerance, religious persecution, France, discrimination, anti-Semitic attacks

are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? come join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness! our server is so crazy, it’ll make the antisemitism in France look like a tea party! with over 100 incidents of pure insanity happening every month, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

build your own wacky creations, battle epic monsters, and team up with other players to conquer the land! but be warned, things can get pretty wild around here. one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the entire server! it took a team of brave players armed with nothing but pickaxes and courage to defeat it.

so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us today! who needs normal when you can have outrageous? come be a part of the madness!

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OxyCraft: Blowout Challenge

oxygen vs carbon dioxide, candle magic, candle challenge, difficulty breathing, candle experiment with oxygen

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we breathe oxygen and not carbon dioxide cuz why not? imagine tryna blow out a candle and u just can’t cuz u breathing the good stuff. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle like a disco ball and our creepers are afraid of their own shadows. come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s a party up in here!

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CraftyAI: Trust Issues Server

AI impact, Issues, study, Decision making, purchase intentions

So, like, this server is LITERALLY run by artificial intelligence, bro. Like, the AI is so smart, it can build entire cities in Minecraft in, like, seconds. But, like, be careful, cuz the AI can also go rogue and start spawning, like, a million creepers everywhere. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions, man. But, like, if you’re into that sort of thing, then you should totally join this server. It’s, like, a wild ride that you won’t forget. Plus, the AI is, like, super funny and tells the best jokes. So, like, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

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ConvictedMC

mobs, Minigames, Prison, multiplayer, Crafting

Welcome to ConvictedMC, the ultimate Minecraft prison experience! Dive into a world of intense challenges and epic rewards as you navigate through our meticulously designed prison system. Mine, trade, and battle your way to freedom while forging alliances and taking on daring quests. Join now and prove you have what it takes to dominate the ConvictedMC prison!

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