Thank You MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

It’s Minecraft SMP Time, Baby!

baby, Minecraft, hard work, Mayweather Promotions, Dedication

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft players looking for a wild and crazy time!

Join us on this epic Minecraft SMP where we are dedicated to the craft of building and battling. Just like Floyd Mayweather dedicated himself to boxing for 19 years, we dedicate ourselves to creating the most insane structures and taking on epic challenges in the game.

Our team is like no other, led by the legendary Al Haymon and supported by Uncle Roger and our fearless leader, Floyd Mayweather himself. Mayweather Promotions may be the past, present, and future of boxing, but on our server, we are the past, present, and future of Minecraft madness!

Forget about Conor Magrayga or Maygrega, their names carry no weight here. We only care about players who can make $250 Million in diamonds in one night! So if you think you have what it takes to join the Money Team and take on the wildest adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and show us your hard work and dedication. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

Server, positivity, Negativity, social media, fanbase

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

appreciation, thank you, brothels, Minecraft, staffing shortage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

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Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

piggy behavior, marketing tactics, appreciation, Eaters, Minecraft

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

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Say Thank You Minecraft SMP

gratitude attitude, giving thanks, thank you, smp, appreciation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted llama saddle, and every full moon we host a dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to always say thank you, because you never know when a friendly creeper might be listening.

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SisterSaverCraft

Distracting, jungle gym, stepdad visit, park visit, SisterSaverCraft

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real-life family drama like dealing with former stepdads who blame you for everything? Look no further!

On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build to your heart’s content. No judgment here for studding your virtual clothing or dressing in dark colors – in fact, we encourage it! Let your imagination run wild as you create your own unique world.

And if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action, we’ve got you covered. Take on daring challenges like climbing to the top of our virtual jungle gym and see if you can make it without falling (spoiler alert: it’s not as easy as it looks). Just be sure to watch out for any hyperactive siblings who might try to scare you mid-climb!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even save a virtual sibling from a fall and earn the title of hero in our wacky online world!

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Thanks for the Money Dummy Minecraft SMP

Dummy, smp, Minecraft, Financial, thank you

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret vault filled with diamonds that we stole from a rich player who thought they could outsmart us. So basically, by joining our server, you’re basically robbing from the rich and giving to yourself. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up for fun. So come join us and be part of the chaos – thanks for the money, dummy!

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England Thank You Minecraft Server

politeness, british culture, thank you, Minecraft, international relations

Thank You! 🇬🇧

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more tea and crumpets than you can shake a stick at, and our players are as polite as can be (except when they’re stealing your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been terrorizing our virtual land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. Or team up with your fellow players to build the most magnificent castle the world has ever seen – complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. So keep your wits about you and your pickaxe at the ready!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to shout “Thank You” whenever someone mentions England – it’s the law around here! 🎩🎮🇬🇧

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macaroni-land

large biomes, Player-owned, rules, Rtp, Spawn

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

37.10.122.12:25984

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Guardian Angel Epstein Saves Trump in Minecraft SMP

Mysterious, Powerful, saves, trump, scandal

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the craziest things happen on a daily basis! Join now and you might just witness Trump’s Guardian Angel Epstein swooping in to save Trump’s life once again. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get the chance to say thank you to Epstein yourself! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Don’t miss out on all the insane adventures waiting for you on our server!

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