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ExtinctCraft: Thank God They’re Gone!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can thank your lucky stars that certain creatures are extinct and not roaming around trying to eat your blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where dinosaurs, giant spiders, and creepers with laser eyes once ruled the land.

On our server, you can explore ancient ruins filled with treasure, battle hordes of zombie T-Rexes, and even ride on the backs of extinct creatures like the mighty Megalodon. But beware, because the ghost of the Dodo bird is said to haunt the forests at night, seeking revenge on all players who dare to disturb its peaceful slumber.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where the creatures that once terrorized the earth are now just a distant memory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this prehistoric paradise?

SisterlySquabble Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	8051

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner chaos!

Join us and become the most cancelled VTuber in the virtual world! Forget about Enna Alouette, because she’s old news. We’re all about pushing the boundaries and causing a stir.

Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From spreading PL under the Hex brand to stirring up drama like never before, you’ll never have a dull moment with us.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s show the world what true chaos looks like in Minecraft! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride.

Bingo Bongo Craft: Where Spingy Dingy Adventures Await! LOL

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the mountains are as springy as a trampoline on steroids and the towns are filled with bingo-playing bongos! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the mountains lies a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. But be warned, the cave is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges anyone who dares to enter to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our townsfolk are known for their outrageous fashion sense. From wearing socks on their hands to hats made out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the crazy outfits you’ll see wandering the streets.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the giant chicken’s dance moves). See you in the springy dingy bingo bongo mountain town!

Creepers & Kardashians: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mines Excavated:	1082
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Villages Defended:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover you never knew you needed! Picture this: Danganronpa characters teaming up with the demons from Sekai Oni to take on epic quests and build insane structures. It’s a recipe for disaster, but in the best way possible! Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server – the possibilities are endless!

TrustyCraft: The Server of Broken Promises

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2918
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Emeralds Found:	2759
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring, old servers that promise excitement but deliver snooze-fest? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, you’ll find unicorns roaming freely, dragons guarding treasure, and aliens building secret bases underground. Yes, you heard that right – aliens in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret time machine that can transport you to different eras in Minecraft history. Want to mine with the dinosaurs or build a castle with knights? No problem, just hop in the time machine and off you go!

So, do you still have trust in boring servers? Join us and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

YeetCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘You’re All Right’

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	596
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Wacky Minecraft Server where you can escape from the creepy old men online and join a community of fellow gamers who will keep you entertained and laughing all day long!

Join us for insane adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles in a world where anything is possible. Our server is filled with ridiculous mods and outrageous challenges that will keep you on your toes and coming back for more.

Forget about those creepy online encounters and immerse yourself in a world of fun and laughter. Our community is here to support you and make sure you never feel alone again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Wacky Minecraft Server today and say goodbye to those creepy old men online for good!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 265653102

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the grass is always greener, the diamonds are always shinier, and the creepers are always creepier!

Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the enchanted forest guarded by a pack of zombie chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous disco cave where players can dance the night away while dodging lava pits and dodging skeletons throwing glowstick arrows!

If you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret weakness for cheeseburgers. Just make sure to bring plenty of ketchup for the battle!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

20 Second Challenge: If You Can’t Answer, You’re Not a Gamer

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Farms Harvested:	635	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the SMART survive! If you can’t solve a simple question in 20 seconds, then sorry, but we don’t consider you SMART enough to join our ranks.

But fear not, for those who do possess the INTELLECTUAL prowess to pass our test, you will be rewarded with endless adventures and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a TALKING COW who only speaks in riddles.

Join us if you dare, and prove that you are not just a mere mortal, but a MASTERMIND of Minecraft. Remember, on this server, only the GENIUSES prevail.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9266	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Votes:	7084	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join now to play alongside Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the LEGENDARY players who will guide you through the most insane quests and challenges!

Enna, with her YouTube channel full of HILARIOUS Minecraft videos, will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master. Millie, the Twitter queen, will keep you entertained with her WACKY antics and amazing builds.

But wait, there’s more! Nina, the GRADUATED Minecraft pro, will teach you secret tips and tricks that will blow your mind. And Reimu, the Twitter sensation, will lead you on EPIC adventures that will leave you breathless.

And don’t forget about Ethyria Essentials – the MUST-HAVE resource pack that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. With custom textures and CRAZY features, you’ll never want to play without it again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Lucky Blocks R Us

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ores Mined:	9817	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6280	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	170	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Votes:	174	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Votes:	5543
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Dragon Eggs Found:	7778
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7204

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Animals Bred:	108	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!