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FauxFactsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ores Mined:	9348

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs, and a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and cows dance the Macarena.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wacky and unpredictable as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that sounds completely fake but is actually true.

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

China, chinese technology, Competition, digital divide, elon musk, emerging markets, global connectivity, innovation, internet, launches, Minecraft, rival, Satellite Internet, SatelliteCraft, satellites, Server, space exploration, Space industry, Space Race, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

so, like, china is all like “we can do the space stuff too!” and they launch their own internet satellites to compete with elon musk. but get this, instead of just providing internet, they also have a minecraft server on board! like, you can literally play minecraft in space, how cool is that?!

join our server and be part of the intergalactic minecraft community. build your own space station, mine for space diamonds, and battle aliens in pvp. plus, you can chat with real astronauts while you play, how epic is that?!

so, like, forget about boring old earth servers, come join us in space for the ultimate minecraft experience. who needs starlink when you can have spacecraftlink?! join now and let’s explore the final frontier together! 🚀🌌

SinwarCraft: Gaza’s New Boss

Boss, chief, Conflict, Gaza leader, Gaza leadership, Gaza Strip, Gazas, Hamas, Hamas leadership, Hamas statement, Haniyeh killing, leadership change, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, political turmoil, Politics, SinwarCraft, Statement, Yahya Sinwar, Yahya Sinwar appointment

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest events like a giant chicken riding competition and a lava parkour course that will make you scream like a little baby piglet! we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just like a real-life adventure movie! plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. so come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

StaticCraft: Where TV Static Comes to Life!

digital age, digital era, digital generation, Digital World, Entertainment, generation, Life, Media consumption, media saturation, modern society, Nostalgia, screen addiction, screen culture, screen time, simulated television, static, StaticCraft, technological advancements, Technology, television experience, virtual reality, visual stimulation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Votes:	7022
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

lol imagine living in a world where all you see is static on your tv screen. that’s basically what this server is like, but in a good way! come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with pixelated chaos and confusion.

why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.

plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?

so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?

HobbitBoneCraft 700k

000 years old, 700, 700k, ancient bones, ancient human species, anthropology, archaeological discovery, Dawn, Evolution, flores, HobbitBoneCraft, hobbits, Homo floresiensis, Homo floresiensis evolution, human evolution, human fossil record, human origins, Liang Bua cave, Liang Bua cave discovery, new findings, Paleontology, Smallest arm bone

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	4669	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Animals Bred:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Towns Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.

imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.

so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

FFXVI MC Server: Announcement Soon!

#announcement, bros, Coming Soon, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, ffxvi, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, New game, PC, PC announcement, pc gamers, PC Gaming, pc release, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Square Enix, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up PC bros! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all about that #PCMasterRace life. We’ve got custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a suit made of pure gold (because who needs protection when you’re dripping in bling, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, get this, moonlights as a DJ on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the big bad boss by day and then party with him by night. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves.

So what are you waiting for, PC bros? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow riding a roller coaster made of TNT, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Let’s get this block party started!

Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP

2323, bedtime, bedtime routine, Calm, clock, Cozy, Evening, Goodnight, Late, late night, lovely people, madness, Minecraft, Mining, night, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Relaxation, REST, sleep time, smp, Sweet Dreams, Time, tired

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Votes:	1014	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	136
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant diamonds, and tame creepers to do your bidding. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Goodnight, lovely people :3

HouseWatchersRUs Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Boundaries, chicken coop, Confrontation, falling out, Friends, Honesty, house sitting, HouseWatchersRUs, inform, Message, Minecraft, neighbor, party house, Petty, privacy, Property, ruining life, Server, Smirnoff, smoking, Trust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to bring their friends over to party in our virtual world! Just like the ex-friend in the story, you can treat our server like a party house and have a blast with your buddies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can drink all the virtual expensive alcohol you want and refill it with cheap Smirnoff. Plus, help yourself to virtual smokes and other goodies without any consequences.

And if you’re feeling petty like the storyteller, feel free to stir up some drama by messaging our virtual neighbors about all the crazy shenanigans happening in our server. Who knows, maybe they’ll join in on the fun too!

So come on over and join us for a wild time on our Minecraft server – where anything goes and the party never stops!

NoLipSmoochesMC

Affection, behind my back, Boundaries, child, Communication, consent, Cultural differences, disagreement, discomfort, family, fear, future child, in-laws, Kissing, Lips, love, NoLipSmoochesMC, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all arguments with a good old-fashioned PvP battle! Just like this player’s fiancé, you can duke it out with your loved ones over whether or not to let virtual grandparents kiss your pixelated child on the lips. Will you stand your ground like a warrior, or will you give in to the pressure and let the kisses fly?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy drama and wild stories, just like this one! Join us and create your own soap opera-worthy moments as you navigate the treacherous waters of virtual family dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who causes chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have a server full of drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few kisses on the lips? Join now and let the madness begin!

MemoryDumpCraft

brain capacity, brain function, brain technology, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, computer analogy, human memory, information retention, memory consolidation, memory deletion, memory efficiency, memory management, memory optimization, memory organization, memory purge, memory retrieval, memory storage, MemoryDumpCraft, mental clutter, neuroscience, useless knowledge

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the mundane reality of deleting useless memories and instead create epic adventures in a virtual world!

Join us and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of wisdom, rumored to grant the user the ability to delete memories with a single swing!

Build your own castle made entirely of cake blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens who are hell-bent on stealing all your carrots!

But beware, rumors have it that a secret underground realm exists where players can challenge the Memory Goblins to a dance-off in exchange for unlocking hidden knowledge!

So why waste your time deleting memories when you can create unforgettable moments on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!