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Blocky Baldies: The Hair-Raising Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3523	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of feeling like your hair is slowly abandoning you like a bad teammate in a game of Fortnite? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch your hair magically grow back as you mine and craft your way to victory. Who needs hair growth products when you have diamonds and creepers, am I right? So come join us and say goodbye to balding and hello to blocky adventures!

PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mines Excavated:	2877
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Divine Spears Created:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4828	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	144	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	8457
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Animals Bred:	141	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2000

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.