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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5339 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!