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CSTOcraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2

LOL OKAY SO LIKE, THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE, DUDE. WE GOT PIGS FLYING, CREEPERS DANCING, AND ENDERMEN THROWING A RAVE EVERY NIGHT.

YOU WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS AND SQUID DUKE IT OUT IN EPIC WATER BATTLES.

ALSO, WE GOT A GIANT MUSHROOM FOREST WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH TALKING MUSHROOMS AND EAT MAGIC SHROOMS THAT MAKE YOU SEE UNICORNS.

OH YEAH, AND OUR PVP ARENA IS LIT, BRUH. FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND GOLDEN APPLES.

SO COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE WEIRD AND WACKY RULES AND WE NEVER SLEEP BECAUSE THE NIGHT IS FULL OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. LET’S GET MINECRAFTY, Y’ALL!

CraftyUkrainianWarrior

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarrior, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, first time, international relations, long tail tag, Military, News, Report, russia, SECURITY, strike, Target, Tension, Ukraine, warplane

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, like, ukraine is all like “yo russia, imma send a warplane to bomb yo a**” and russia is all like “oh no u didn’t” and then BOOM! warplane goes brrrr and hits russia. but, like, in our minecraft server, we got no warplanes, just epic battles and crazy adventures. join us for the most lit minecraft experience ever! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the netherworld. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! oh, and did we mention we have unlimited diamonds? yeah, you heard right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! so what are you waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CosmicVoidCraft

astronomical, atoms, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic emptiness, cosmic mysteries, cosmic perspective, Cosmic Wonders, CosmicVoidCraft, emptiness, empty space, Infinite, Interstellar, Planets, quantum physics, scientific discovery, space exploration, Universe, vacuum, vast, Void

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where everything is like, mostly empty space man! like, you got atoms and planets and the whole universe just chillin in this vast vacuum, like whoa dude.

we got pigs flying through the sky, creepers breakdancing in the streets, and villagers selling diamonds for dirt cheap prices.

come build a house made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or just chill with your homies in a hot tub filled with lava.

join us on this wild ride through the cosmos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?).

so what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, craziest, most out-of-this-world minecraft server around!

ShrinkLaserChipCraft

advanced research., chip-integrated laser, compact lasers, cost-effective lasers, fiber-based lasers, innovation, laser development, laser technology, miniaturization, optical technology, photonics, portable lasers, scientific breakthrough, ShrinkLaserChipCraft, small chip, super laser, Swiss innovation, Swiss research, Swiss scientists, Technology, World First

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crops Grown:	1255	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SHRUNK a super laser onto a tiny chip JUST LIKE swiss scientists did! imagine having the power of a GIANT laser in the palm of your hand, ready to blast away any pesky creepers or griefers that come your way.

our chip-integrated laser is so powerful, it can match the performance of those boring old fiber-based lasers. with this technology, you can create smaller, more portable, and cost-effective lasers to use in all your minecraft adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of having a mini laser at your fingertips. who needs diamonds when you have LASERS?!

HeartAttack Craft: Where losing your diamonds is just the beginning! Java 1.20.2, No resets, griefing, Economy, Avg. 15 online

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, Avg, Beginning, Block logging, Coreprotect, Craft, Dedicated, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Griefing, Hate Speech, HEARTATTACK, Inventory rollback, Ip:, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, LOSING, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, No Griefing, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Playtime, Purpur, Reset, Resets, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Store, Technical, Virginia, wild command

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	7770	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Details
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win Store	0% pay-to-win store (verify at here)
Established	October 2018
World Features	– Never resets – Resource worlds (resets monthly) – Live map available at here
Additional Features	– Zero tolerance for hate speech – Pet system – Land Claiming – mcMMO – Marriage plugin – /wild command for random teleport

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Does the server have a reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win perks available for purchase?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. No pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: What are the technical specifications of the server?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia and uses Purpur as the server software.

Q: Is there a way to protect my items and progress on the server?

A: While there is no keep-inventory feature, the server has /back enabled and drops are locked to only be picked up by the player who dropped them.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server and its rules?

A: Visit the HearthCraft website at https://www.hearthcraft.net and check out the rules at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules.

Minecraft server: FFXIV Funhouse

body check, broil, dps healer, dps healing skills, dps mitigation, dress glam, FFXIV, funhouse, glare, healer main, healing difficulty, Mechanics, Minecraft, new dungeons, playtester, rezzing, Rotation, savage, SCHsissies, Server, sge, tank mitigations, Ultimate

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Join our Minecraft server where being a healer is like being the ultimate hero in a fantasy world! Tanks have insane self-healing abilities, DPS players have crazy buffs, and healers have to navigate through dungeons with their healing skills while also dealing damage like a boss.

We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.

But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.

So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!

VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, audios, Chuubas, explicit content, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtuber community, indie vtubers, lewd audios, lewd discussion, lewd fan art, lewd fanfiction, lewd tributes, Minecraft, Sekuhara, Server, sustained lewd discussion, The Plant Hag, tributes, VtuberCraft, Western indie vtubers, Western Vtuber Porn, wvp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed into the Plant Hag Edition! Why should you join? Well, this is a place where you can discuss indie vtubers in the most lewd and outrageous way possible without any judgment!

Imagine building your own virtual shrine dedicated to your favorite indie vtuber, complete with fan art, fanfiction, and even audios that will make you blush. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are invited to join in on the fun!

In our last thread, things got so wild that even the creepers blushed. So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s see just how far we can push the boundaries of Minecraft!

NoHouseForInLaws Minecraft Server

Communication, designer clothes, family, finances, fiscally responsible, future plans, Gadgets, House, housing market, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, NoHouseForInLaws, only child, parents, Priorities, relationship, Retirement, Sacrifices, savings, Server, young couples

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mines Excavated:	3932
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	342588	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3525

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values…but not at the expense of your own future! Join us for some blocky fun and crazy adventures as we build our dream homes and start our virtual families.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your partner spending all their savings on their parents’ bakery. Instead, you can focus on building your own empire and becoming the ultimate Minecraft power couple.

Don’t be the only child stuck in a sticky situation like our friend here. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any guilt trips from family members asking for loans.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only gadgets we need are diamond swords and the only designer clothes we wear are enchanted armor. It’s time to prioritize your own dreams and have some laughs along the way. See you in the game!

DadCraft: No Aisle Walks!

absent father, Aisle, DadCraft, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, father-daughter communication, father-daughter conflict, father-daughter relationship struggles, father’s absence, father’s absence at events, father’s absence consequences, father’s absence impact, father’s excuses, father’s involvement, father’s presence, father’s role, major life events, parental support, Walks, wedding traditions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	New Chunks Explored:	577615

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you down like my dad did? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike my absentee father. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will never miss your major life events – unless it’s because they’re too busy playing on the server themselves!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant statue of their absentee father out of diamond blocks. Every time they logged on, they would punch the statue in frustration, but it never broke – just like their dad’s promises. It became a symbol of resilience and determination, and the player eventually built a whole city around it, dedicated to all the things their dad missed in their life.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can build your own symbolic statues, create your own crazy stories, and never have to worry about missing out on the fun. And hey, maybe one day your dad will log on too and finally see what he’s been missing!

BlockbusterMania

all-time favorite, Beloved, Binge, BlockbusterMania, Cinema, cinematic gem, classic, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, Marathon, memorable, Movie, must see, Nostalgia, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, top pick, watch

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Farms Harvested:	852	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	6547
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to watch a movie more than 10 times ever again! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to watch movies anymore. Plus, we have a secret underground cinema where we screen all the latest blockbusters in pixelated glory. So come join us and say goodbye to movie marathons!