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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7694 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9502 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.
plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.
join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!