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NaturalCraft: Wild Adventure

Unique Systems, Land Protection, survival adventure, Java compatible, player clans

Welcome to NaturalCraft!

Server Type: Raíz & Hardcore Survival

What We Offer:

Cool World: New world gen that keeps things fresh.
Mysterious Boxes: Find loot and surprises!
Land Protection: Keep your stuff safe from trolls.
Join Clans: Team up with pals and make new friends.
Textured Items: Unique looks for your gear.

Play with Us:

Java & McPe Compatible: No matter your game, you can join!

Join Our Community: Come hang out and be part of NaturalCraft! It’s a chill spot for all.

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PandemicCraft: Life Expectancy Drop

statistics, study, Covid-19 pandemic, disparities, life span.

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, life expectancy in India be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur base! we got mobs crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage, and our players be buildin’ epic structures taller than the Ender Dragon’s wingspan!

come join us and survive longer than a diamond sword in a lava pit! women and marginalized social groups be thrivin’ in our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a pro PvP player. don’t be a noob, join us now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

NetCraft Server: Biden vs. Bibi

us politics, Meeting, Congress address, brandon, summit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than Bibi meeting with Biden? Look no further! Join our server where Brandon is planning to propose to Bibi in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated love stories. Who needs real-life drama when you can witness this epic virtual romance unfold? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic Minecraft love story of all time!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

clubs, Friends, Bounties, Events, blue archive

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary ShiroKuro in an epic Torment with Heavy Armor showdown! But wait, there’s more! How about joining the General Student Council to balance Schale’s Books and bask in the brilliance of their serenade? And don’t forget about our 100-Free Recruitment Event where you can recruit the most unique characters like Ako in a dress and Makoto in limited edition outfits! Hurry and join now before you miss out on all the craziness and fun!

CraftyFoodies Minecraft Server

bad experience, direct feedback, Server, public review, customer service

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the food is better than that soggy, bland, burnt mess you got from Doordash! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are jealous.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back, unlike that rude restaurant owner.

Don’t let bad food reviews get you down, join our server and feast on the most delicious virtual treats you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admins are so awesome, they’ll never roast you like that sassy owner did.

So come on, don’t “swollen the food” like that owner accused you of, join our server and let’s show him what real respect looks like. We’ve been in the Minecraft business for over thirty years (okay, maybe not really), so you know you’re in good hands. See you in the game!

Mom’s Visit Ruined By Unexpected Guest

Virgin, guest, unexpected, parents, Asshole

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave your roommate’s overbearing mother behind!

On our server, you can bring over as many girls as you want without being accused of turning your house into a brothel. Plus, we won’t judge you for not being a good Christian boy – we welcome all religions, even Buddhism!

So come join us and build your dream world where you can invite all the girls you want without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate!

CraftyCheaters Minecraft Server

revenge cheating, reasons for cheating, temptation, Selfishness, CraftyCheaters

Because they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is so epic that players will do anything to get ahead, even if it means cheating in other games. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and cheat your way to victory!

TridentFlicksMC

downsides, illegal movie streaming, copyright violation, movie piracy laws, online streaming

Are you tired of living on the edge and constantly worrying about getting caught for streaming movies illegally? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where streaming movies from tridentmovies . com is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, a giant popcorn monster appears and challenges you to a movie trivia battle. If you win, you get unlimited access to all the latest blockbusters on tridentmovies . com. But if you lose, you have to watch the entire Twilight saga on repeat for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja lawyers who will protect you from any legal action that may come your way. They’ll use their legal jutsu to deflect any cease and desist letters that try to rain on your movie streaming parade.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where streaming movies illegally is not just a crime, it’s a way of life.

K2GliderPilots

World record, K2GliderPilots, aviation first, aviation feat, aviation history

come join our epic minecraft server where polish pilots fly over K2 in gliders while playing minecraft!!! 🛩️🏔️🎮

we have the most INSANE adventures, like riding llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and building a rollercoaster that goes through the nether portal! 🦙🧟‍♂️🎢

our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the craziest creations, like a giant statue of a potato or a working rocket ship made out of obsidian! 🥔🚀

so what are you waiting for?? join our server now and be a part of the most epic minecraft journey ever!!! 🌟🎉🔥

MinecraftMedDiet – No IBD or Creeper Attacks!

lifestyle choices, dietary habits, Digestive health, colorectal cancer, inflammatory bowel disease

come join our epic minecraft server where we only serve mediterranean diets to keep you healthy and strong! western diets are so last season, they give you IBD and colorectal cancer, ew! but on our server, you’ll be protected from all that nonsense. our virtual mediterranean diet will make you invincible against cardiovascular disease, IBD, and type 2 diabetes. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world!