Texture MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

smp, Aesthetic, Unique, artist, original

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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StaleSnacksCraft

food preservation techniques, food transformation, food preservation methods, crunchy foods, crunchy vs soft

join our epic minecraft server where the laws of physics are as wacky as a llama on roller skates! ever seen a cow fly? well, on our server, they do! and they wear top hats too!

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).

our server is so lit, even the skeletons have glow sticks! and don’t even get me started on the pigs riding around on giant chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time, join our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics). trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SatisfyMyCrave Minecraft SMP

satisfying food, comfort food, food preferences, food delights, food indulgence

Are you tired of bland, boring servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate foodie paradise! Imagine a world where every block you break tastes like your favorite food – mine a diamond and it tastes like a juicy steak, chop down a tree and it tastes like a delicious slice of pizza. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – defeat a creeper and it explodes into a shower of candy! Join us now and feast your way to victory in the most delicious Minecraft SMP ever created!

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JerkyCraft: The Beefy Server

steak, Server, dehydrated meat, snack, jerky

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the meat is always dehydrated to perfection! We got jerky for days, bro! You won’t find a better spot for dehydrated meat in the whole Minecraft universe!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, hungry for some tasty treats. Suddenly, you stumble upon a secret BBQ pit where the meat is cooked just right. Not too dry, not too soggy. It’s like a flavor explosion in your mouth, dude!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Grill, you’ll be granted unlimited jerky for life. That’s right, no more hunting for food or worrying about hunger bars. Just endless jerky goodness for all eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mouth-watering, meat-tastic adventure of your Minecraft life! Jerky lovers unite!

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SpiderWebSnacks

Curiosity, Natural, insects, web design, creepy

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have the most realistic spiderwebs that you can actually eat in the game. they taste like cotton candy mixed with unicorn tears. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon wearing a tutu. if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep the tutu as a prize. also, we have a pet zombie named fred who tells the best dad jokes. seriously, you won’t find a server as wacky and wild as ours. so come on over and let’s have a blast together!

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MakeupMayhemCraft

skin prep, Apology, foundation, difficult situation, Texture

Are you tired of boring weddings where the makeup artist thinks they’re the boss of your face? Join our Minecraft server where you can be the boss of your own makeup look! No more makeup wipes and facial mists, you can use your own moisturizer and foundation without anyone judging you.

Experience the thrill of standing your ground against makeup artists who think they know best. Build your own makeup empire and show everyone that you are the true makeup master. Plus, you might even get to do the bride’s makeup when the original artist storms off in a huff!

Join our server now and let your inner makeup artist shine, without any pesky professionals getting in your way. Who needs cohesive makeup looks when you can have total creative freedom? Let the makeup wars begin!

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HateCakeLoveCookies

indulgence, cravings, HateCakeLoveCookies, DIVISIVE, Taste

Are you tired of being judged for not liking the most popular dessert in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players who hate the same dessert as you! That’s right, no more feeling like the odd one out when you join our community of dessert haters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in yourself if you can keep up with their funky moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island made entirely of cotton candy? That’s right, you can literally eat your way through the ground if you get hungry while exploring.

So come join us on our dessert-hating, breakdancing llama-filled, cotton candy island Minecraft server today! Who needs dessert when you have all this craziness to enjoy?

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

trendy, Desktop, nice wallpaper, Creative, PixelPunch

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with plain walls? Well, come join our server where the wallpaper is so fabulous, even the creepers stop to admire it! Our walls are decked out in the finest diamond blocks and gold accents, making your gaming experience truly luxurious. So why settle for drab when you can have fab? Join us now and let your eyes feast on the most stylish wallpaper in all of Minecraft!

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BunCrustCraft

Bakery, Meal, Eating, Taste, CRISPY

come join our epic minecraft server where the crust on the bun is the main attraction! why settle for boring old servers when you can have a bun with crust that will blow your mind? our players have reported feeling more powerful and confident after experiencing the crust bun phenomenon. some even say they can hear the crust whispering secrets to them in the dead of night. join us and become one with the crust bun!

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TongueCraft: Texture Feels

Feels, TongueCraft, Texture

Yo, ever wanted to know what it feels like to lick a block? well, on our server, you can do just that! we have the most lickable surfaces in alllll of Minecraft.

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a giant chicken in a tutu.

But wait, there's more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move and the zombies do the thriller dance.

So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you'll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, did we mention we have a pet llama that tells dad jokes? Yeah, it's pretty epic.

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