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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8780 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 226 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
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