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CalamityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server! The /v/ Calamity server is hosted by a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and have a secret underground dance party every full moon.

But that’s not even the best part! The server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to enter the legendary Chicken Temple, where you can find rare loot and unlock special abilities like the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs and uncover the secrets of the mystical llama wizards.

So, why join the /v/ Calamity server? Because where else can you find pandas, ninja chickens, rainbow llamas, and llama wizards all in one place? It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning sessions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1101

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

Adventure, alliances, base building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, friendship, glace, leader, louder, modded server, New server, Players, PvP, release date, smp, speak, Survival, teamwork, Towns, Trade, Trees, War, whispering, Whitelisted server, Woods

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Runes Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5598
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Farms Harvested:	894
Love Letters Sent:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Void Armor Forged:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!