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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 102 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 169 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
