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Texts4Days Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of your dad snooping through your texts like a nosy neighbor peeking through the curtains? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your privacy is respected! Our server is like a digital fortress where no parent can invade your virtual space.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your dad barging in and criticizing your architectural choices. On our server, you are the master of your domain, free to roam and create without any parental interference.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual phone with unlimited texting, so you can chat with your friends in peace without fear of prying eyes. Say goodbye to dad’s intrusive behavior and hello to a Minecraft paradise where you can truly be yourself.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the freedom and fun you deserve. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not personal information!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Potions Brewed:	179	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Animals Bred:	132
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Chimeras Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Votes:	4677
Void Armor Forged:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	55	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

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LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

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Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7139
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!