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CoupleSplitterCraft

3 years, aita, broke up, catch up, Cheating, couple, CoupleSplitterCraft, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, innocent, instagram, Job, John M23, june, March, Music, song, supermarket, swiped up, texts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	91
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potions in a witch’s cauldron! Are you ready to break up virtual couples you barely know and cause chaos in the pixelated world?

Join us and meet players like John M23, who will swipe up your stories and make his girlfriend think he’s cheating on her with you, even though you’ve only had TWO conversations! Watch as relationships crumble over innocent in-game chats and witness the power of social media drama in action.

Who needs to text online when you can meet in person in the virtual world of Minecraft? Avoid those pesky girlfriends who monitor your texts and dive into a world where friendships are tested by outrageous accusations and unexpected plot twists.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of relationship drama and questionable intentions. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a love triangle or two!

GrannyCraft – Where Grandma Texts You After a Long Time

Chat, Communication, Elderly, family, funny, Grandma, GrannyCraft, humor, internet culture, Long, Long Time, memes, NIJISEETHE, Real Life, relationships, spill over, text messages, texts, Time, virtual world, Visit, visitation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Potions Brewed:	163	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Towns Built:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Votes:	2327	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Grandma can’t resist joining in on the fun! Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, Grandma texts you asking when you’ll visit. Instead of a normal response, you hit her with a “NIJISEETHE!” and close the chat. That’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

Join us for insane building competitions where the prize is a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds. Encounter zombie llamas that drop enchanted golden carrots when defeated. Explore our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, granting you unlimited resources with each flush.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a visit from Grandma herself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a love for all things ridiculous.

play.earthside.nl

adventurers, BUILD, Builders, Community, community-driven, earthside, Economy, Experience, Explore, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Play, Sandbox, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, virtual world, world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6621	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Earthside Network Survival Server

Welcome to Earthside Network, the ultimate survival server for adventurers and builders! On our server, you will experience a unique Minecraft experience in a beautiful, expansive world. Whether you are a seasoned player or just starting out, you will find a welcoming community and endless opportunities to explore, build, and survive at Earthside.

116.202.194.39:25588

The Gates of Walmart – Where every creeper gets a rollback! Join our SMP for a unique adventure today!

Adventure, Alliance, blood moon, Builder, challenge, Community, Crafting, creeper, dynamism, Event, Exploration, friendship, Gaming, GATES, innovate, Join, Loot, Prestige, Progression, Quest, Rollback, smp, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Today, Unique, Walmart

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Overview of The Gates of Valhalla Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Innovative Progression	Exclusive abilities, rare items, and prestigious ranks
Fresh World	Unexplored resources, hidden treasures, and limitless opportunities
Epic Quests	Dynamic storylines and challenging quests
Night’s Perils	Dangerous challenges and rare loot during the night
Thriving Community	Teamwork, strategy, and friendship in a close-knit community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is gates.ValhallaCraft.org

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Connect using the server IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org

Q: Is there a Discord server for Valhalla?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://www.valhallacraft.org

Q: What makes Valhalla different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Valhalla offers innovative progression, fresh world exploration, epic quests, night challenges, and a thriving community.

Q: Can I choose my playstyle on Valhalla?

A: Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or warrior, there’s a place for you on Valhalla to forge your legend.

Big Dick Minecraft Server

big, big dick, body image, dick, emotional well being, gender stereotypes, male anatomy, male sexuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal insecurities, physical appearance, physical attributes, self esteem, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, sexual confidence, sexual partners, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, size matters, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	New Chunks Explored:	375904
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where having a big dick is the key to success! Imagine towering over all the other players with your massive member, striking fear into their hearts as you dominate the virtual world. Join us for epic battles where size really does matter, and show off your impressive package to everyone you meet.

But that’s not all – on our server, having a big dick also gives you special powers and abilities. You can use your member to mine blocks faster, build structures with incredible speed, and even unleash devastating attacks on your enemies. With great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you wield your big dick wisely.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being the biggest dick in the game. Trust us, once you go big, you’ll never want to go back.

Humid Steve’s Minecraft SMP

>99% humidity, Business, dehumidifier, dehumidifier benefits, dehumidifier necessity, dehumidifier recommendation, high humidity, humid, market conditions, Minecraft, smp, Steves, Trading, trading advice, trading challenges, trading difficulties, trading help, trading improvement, trading performance, trading solutions, Trading Strategies, trading success, trading tips

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft builds getting all soggy and moldy because of the high humidity in your world? Join our SMP where we have a secret underground dehumidifier that will keep your builds dry and crispy!

But that’s not all – our trading system is so wacky that you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time! Just ask our resident trader who once traded a single stick for a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us and experience the wild and unpredictable world of our SMP – where the humidity is high, the trades are insane, and the adventures never end!

DoggoQuest Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	805752	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where unexpected surprises await you at every turn! Just like the surprise pregnancy our player’s wife experienced, you never know what crazy twists and turns you’ll encounter in our virtual world.

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through challenging quests and build your own virtual empire. Who knows, you might even discover hidden secrets and unexpected joys along the way!

So come on, hop on this wild ride with us and experience the thrill of the unknown. Who knows, you might even find yourself expecting a Minecraft baby of your own! Just kidding…or are we? 😉

BlockyRevenge: AbortionGate

abortion, AbortionGate, BETRAYAL, BlockyRevenge, bullying, Communication, consequences, consequences of actions, discipline, exclusion, family dynamics, friendship, mental health, parenting, peer pressure, Rumors, scapegoating, social media, standing up for oneself, teenage drama, teenage relationships, Therapy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a high school soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the backstabbing and betrayal without any real-life consequences!

Join our server and experience the thrill of turning your best friend’s life upside down with just a few clicks of your mouse. Who needs therapy sessions when you can just anonymously expose your friend’s deepest secrets to their conservative parents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers exclusive punishments for those who take revenge to the next level. Grounding, confiscating devices, deleting social media – we’ve got it all! Who needs real-life consequences when you can experience virtual justice on our server?

So come join us and unleash your inner drama queen. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, right? Join now and let the chaos begin!

RegretfulGamer – Minecraft SMP

Correction, do-over, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learn from mistakes, Life, life lessons, Minecraft, missed opportunities, mistake, moving forward, past choices, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGamer, second chances, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, wish

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Are you tired of living with the regret of that one mistake you made in life? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a magical time machine that can take you back to fix all your past blunders! That’s right, no more living with the shame of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house or accidentally punching a creeper instead of running away. Join us and rewrite your history in the most epic and hilarious way possible! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and make all your wildest time-traveling dreams come true!

MineCraftMindBoosters

emotional well being, gratitude practice, healthy habits, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftMindBoosters, National Positive Thinking Day, optimism, personal development, positive affirmations, Positive mental health, positive mindset, Positive Psychology, positive thinking strategies, resilience, self compassion, self love, self-care, Stress Management

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Buildings Constructed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all mobs, so you can mine in peace and keep all your shiny diamonds to yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. Join us for a night of funky tunes and pixelated fun!

And if you’re feeling down, don’t worry – our server is equipped with a team of virtual therapists who are always ready to lend a listening ear and offer words of encouragement. So come join us on our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server, where positivity reigns supreme and the adventures never end!

RedstoneSpy Minecraft Server

Biden administration, cyber warfare, Disinformation, Espionage, Evidence, foreign policy, Global, Government, influence, intelligence, international relations, Kremlin, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, national security, OPERATIONs, Propaganda, RedstoneSpy, rt, Russian intelligence operations, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA UNLOCK DA SECRETS OF DA UNIVERSE! WE GOT MORE SECRETS DEN DA BIDEN ADMINISTRATION! WE GOT RT PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND SPYIN ON PPL! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A SECRET AGENT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD! WE GOT DIAMONDS AND DRAGONS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! U BETTER HURRY BEFORE DA CREEPERS BLOW IT ALL UP! LET’S GOOOOO!

PutinCraft: EndWarNow!

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, EndWarNow, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, prime minister, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Vladimir Putin, War, West, world leaders

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Votes:	5781	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413

join our epic minecraft server where we bring peace to russia and end all wars with the power of building blocks and pixelated chickens. our fearless leader, putin, will guide you through epic battles against creepers and skeletons as we conquer the virtual world together. come join us and be a part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history. who needs nukes when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? let’s show the west who’s boss and build a world where peace reigns supreme. join now or face the wrath of the mighty ender dragon!