join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.
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Crafty Masturbating Miners
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7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!
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HangryCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and mine without any girlfriend-induced food coldness stress.Join us and never worry about your virtual food getting cold because someone got distracted by other things. Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy their meals in peace, without any unnecessary arguments or accusations of assholery.
So come on in and let’s build a world where food stays hot, tempers stay cool, and the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life relationship drama.
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TextCraft: Empowering Introverts
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where introverts rule da world! If you use texting to express yo self, dis da place for you! We got introverts levelin’ up their self-confidence like bosses! Text yo way to greatness and show da world who’s boss in dis epic server! Join now and unleash yo inner introvert power!
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MsgMeNotLongest-Minecraft SMP
Have you ever waited so long for a text back that you started questioning your entire existence? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the wait is over before it even begins! Our players are so quick to respond, you’ll feel like you’re living in a world where time doesn’t exist. Join us and experience the thrill of instant communication like never before – who needs real life friends when you have us?
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LateNightCrafts
Are you tired of your husband getting jealous over your late-night texts with your best friend? Come join our Minecraft server where you can text your best friend as much as you want without any drama! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and chat with your friends without any judgment.Join us now and experience the freedom of texting your best friend without any restrictions. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and create epic structures without worrying about your husband’s jealousy. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the drama and join our fun and friendly community. See you in the game!
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CraftyEmojiTribe
Are you tired of dealing with emoji drama in your everyday life? Join our Minecraft server where the only emojis you’ll see are the classic smiley faces and hearts! No more worrying about accidentally offending someone with a simple thumbs up emoji. Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of skin tone or race.Plus, we have a special skin customization feature that lets you truly reflect your own skin tone in-game. No need to worry about using emojis that might be misconstrued – just focus on building, crafting, and having a great time with your fellow players.
Join us today and leave the emoji drama behind! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your emoji-related woes?
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GymCreeperBlocker420
Are you tired of dealing with stoned high schoolers while trying to volunteer at the local high school weight room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a stoner-free zone! No more dealing with kids who can’t even lift a block properly because they’re too busy seeing imaginary creepers.Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual weight room, where you can lift virtual weights without the risk of getting high from secondhand grass fumes. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your pixelated muscles.
So why waste your time dealing with angry moms and high school drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast without the hassle? Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join now and let the virtual gains begin!
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LOLcrafters Anonymous
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN SING OPERA! IF YOU JOIN, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A LEPRECHAUN RIDING A UNICORN!
AND DON’T EVEN GET US STARTED ON THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED ARMOR!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LOL!
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CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!