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TipsyCraft SMP

bar hopping, beer pong, blackout, dancing, Drinking, eating junk food, hangover, Karaoke, LAUGHING, making bad decisions, partying, passing out, regretting, shots, singing, smp, socializing, Stumbling, texting exes, TipsyCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of waking up with regret after a night of drinking? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, getting drunk is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time, even if that means building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or riding a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. So grab a drink (or five) and come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Tool Time Minecraft Server

adaptation, cognitive abilities, cognitive evolution., Consciousness, Dinosaurs, Evolution, evolution of tools, Eye, human evolution, human intelligence, human origins, human uniqueness, intelligence, Minecraft, Paleontology, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Technology, Time, tool, tool use, Tools, velociraptor

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

#TimesUp, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, banter, blocky, consent, criminal justice, education, healing, Justice, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, Prevention, rape, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivor, Trauma, Victim, violence

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	2112
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Votes:	6740
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

10/10 song, hidden classics, hidden gems, hidden hits, hidden masterpieces, hidden music, Hidden Tracks, hidden treasures, Hit, lesser known artists, MineTunez, music discovery, music recommendations, musical gems, musical treasures, obscure songs, overlooked songs, rare finds, underground music, underrated music, undiscovered, undiscovered gems, undiscovered songs

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Elven Birthrate Crisis

birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-building

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9518	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Robo Doc Finger Fun

abnormal lumps, Artificial Intelligence, dark places, diagnostic purposes, Doc, examination tools, Finger, Fun, future of medicine, Healthcare, healthcare industry, innovation, medical advancements, medical doctor, medical technology, patient care, physical examinations, pulse, Robo, robotic finger, robotics, Technology, ultrasensitive, warm places

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have human-like robot fingers that can take your pulse and feel around for lumps under your skin. need a doctor in the game? we got you covered with our futuristic technology! plus, these fingers can even go into dark, warm places for diagnostic purposes. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and medical? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

WreckMC

armor, classic, Community, CONTENT, Custom, Economy, Experience, Fun, Game, gamemode, Items, love, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Old, Players, Prison, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Tools, Upcoming, Vanilla, vision, WreckMC

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

WreckMC is a new upcoming Minecraft Server, being focused on the Classic Prison gamemode old Minecraft players know and love. Our vision has brought back the feel of the gamemode, along with much more content (including custom items, tools, armor, and more!).

play.wreckmc.com

Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

Austria-Hungary, battle, british empire, central powers, Country, discord server, eastern front, Entente, flying machines, French Republic, front, gallipoli, Galore, german empire, Great, Lobby, Map, Minecraft, Prepare, pummeled, PvP, Russian Empire, TNT Cannons, Trailer, western front, WW1

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Minecraft WW1 Themed PVP Server

Server Overview:

A WW1 themed Minecraft PVP server where players make their own defenses and strategize to break the stalemate using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines. Choose a country to fight for from the Entente or Central Powers, and battle on different fronts.

Links:

Discord Server

Trailer on YouTube

Images:

The Western Front (With Defenses)

The Central Powers

The Triple Entente

The Eastern Front

The Gallipoli Campaign

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord Server link provided above and following the instructions.
Can I choose any country to fight for?	Yes, you can choose from the available countries of the Entente or Central Powers.
What kind of defenses can I create?	Players can create defenses using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines.
Are there different fronts to battle on?	Yes, there are three different fronts: The Western Front, The Eastern Front, and Gallipoli.

Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

attraction, bad boy, beauty, creeper, DATING, Decision making, dick size, double standards, Femininity, Gender Roles, gentle guy, height, long-term relationships, Masculinity, Minecraft, nice guy, physical attributes, Preferences, relationships, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms, Stereotypes, steve

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	235
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	843576
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

Anime, Anthropomorphic, catgirls, Cool, COSPLAY, cute, Fandom, FANTASY, Feline, fictional characters, girls with cat ears, Japanese culture, Kawaii, long tail tag, Manga, meow, Minecraft, nekomimi, Otaku, purr, Roleplay, smp, Tail, Whiskers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Enchantments Applied:	189	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?