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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7817 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!