Texting Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

WaiverBlockerCraft
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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a total creep? Well, look no further! This server is run by a 40-something dude who will text you after you sign a waiver like he’s your new BFF. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to recruit you as a customer, not stalk you (we think).
Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected texts from the owner! Who needs privacy when you can have a new sporty friend who texts you out of the blue? Don’t miss out on this unique experience – join now and block the owner’s number for free! Let’s get this party started, baby!

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BlockPartyDrama
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Are you tired of dealing with nosy neighbors and busybodies who think they know everything? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual world free from judgmental Karens!
On our server, you can create your own furniture store and run a completely legal and definitely not sketchy in-home daycare without any interference from child care licensing! No need to worry about fines or jail time here, unless you count the virtual jail we have for griefers.
Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, crafting, and exploring with like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Say goodbye to Facebook drama and hello to a world where you can block and delete anyone who tries to rain on your blocky parade. See you in the game, where the only rules are to have fun and leave the real-world drama at the door!

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Crafty Kids Club
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so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be ready for a wild ride, bro. like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was, like, so epic, dude.
and, like, if you join our server, you’ll become, like, a super hero or something. you’ll have powers beyond your wildest dreams. like, you’ll be able to fly on a pig or shoot fireballs out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
plus, like, all the players on our server are, like, super cool and funny. they’ll make you laugh so hard that you’ll forget all your worries. it’s, like, therapy but better, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience things you never thought possible, then join our minecraft server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made.

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FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ
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OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!
But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

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NoDistractionsAllowedMC
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace chaos and madness! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, including building giant billboards in the middle of your friend’s house while they’re not looking. Who needs phones when you can have flying pigs and exploding chickens? Join now for a truly unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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ScreenPoke Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of people using their phones in movie theaters like they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your frustration in a virtual world!
Imagine a world where you can sneak up on phone users and poke around their virtual phones until they put them away. No need to worry about getting kicked out of the theater or causing a scene – just have some fun in our server!
But beware, the phone users in our server might fight back. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll come up with to defend their virtual phones. Join now for a hilarious and chaotic experience like no other!

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ExTextEmbarrass – Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of a 17-year-old girl and her ex-boyfriend, who is apparently so detached he’s practically in orbit.
Watch as she breaks all the rules of no contact and even threatens to sign him up for the marines, navy, army, and even Scientology (yes, you read that right). Will she ever get a response on WhatsApp? Will she send that hilariously threatening message? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and outrageous antics.
Join now and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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MommaDramaCraft
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where priorities and responsibility come before wants… unless those wants involve building a giant wine cellar out of diamond blocks! 🍷💎
Join us and meet players like (F) 32, who put her whole life on pause to help her mom buy unnecessary things with gift cards from Afterpay. But don’t worry, her fiance (M) 35 is here to set things straight and teach everyone the difference between wants and needs.
Build your dream home, pay your bills on time, and maybe even help out an electrician who’s been waiting for payment for a year – all while enjoying a glass of virtual wine in your luxurious Minecraft mansion.
So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to prioritize responsibly, or you might end up with a virtual oil delivery every three weeks! 🤣🏠🍷

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EmotionCraft – Emoji Masters
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come join our epic minecraft server where the emojis flow like a river of tears from emotionally intelligent women and men with high emotional intelligence! 🌈💖🤣
imagine a world where every block is made of emojis and every mob speaks in emoticons! 🤯🤪
our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping heart emojis instead of exploding! 💣❤️
join us now and experience the most emotionally intelligent minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌
who needs diamonds when you can mine for emojis and build a castle out of heart emojis? 💎❤️🏰
don’t be a square, join our server and let your emotions run wild in the world of minecraft! 😜🎮💥

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AwkwardCraft
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Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

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