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Veganism Minecraft SMP

animal rights, cruelty free, environmentalism, ethical eating, Minecraft, plant based diet, smp, vegan activism, vegan community, vegan culture, vegan food, vegan health, vegan lifestyle, vegan movement, vegan recipes, veganism, veganism beliefs, veganism benefits, veganism challenges, veganism impact, veganism philosophy, veganism trends

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where meat-eaters reign supreme? Are you a vegan looking for a place to thrive without being judged for your dietary choices? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you plant-based warriors!

Join our server and experience a land where cows roam free, pigs are your friends, and chickens are your allies in the fight against the evil meat-eating overlords. Build a vegan utopia where tofu reigns supreme and kale is the currency of choice.

But beware, not everyone on the server is as enlightened as you. There are meat-eaters lurking in the shadows, waiting to sabotage your vegan paradise. Will you be able to defend your tofu towers and quinoa farms from their carnivorous attacks?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that veganism isn’t just a diet, it’s a way of life. Plus, we have a secret underground carrot club that meets every full moon. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

CraftyRacism Minecraft Server

Asia, College party, CraftyRacism, Crush, cultural appropriation, cultural insensitivity, East Asian, exposing racism, frat party, Fraternity, geisha, microaggressions, Minecraft, party invitation, party outfit, party planning, party theme, racism, racism in college, racist party, Server, social justice, white privilege

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine a world where every block is made of chocolate, where pigs can fly, and where diamonds rain from the sky. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. And the best part? You get to play as a geisha serving drinks in the Asia room, just like in that finance class story! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone – our frat bros will be there too, dressed as “actors” in other rooms. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to!

So come on down and join us for a party like no other. Who needs boring old frat parties when you can have a Minecraft party with dragons, sushi, and “typical Chinese stuff”? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might just find your crush waiting for you in the Asia room, ready to declare his love and ask you to be the best geisha ever. It’s a love story for the ages, set in a Minecraft world full of surprises and laughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

aita, apartment, Breakup, CAR, dick move, distraught, DRIVE, DURATION, ex girlfriend, ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL, family, Fight, Friends, get together, LEAVING, Major, Mixed responses, OBLIGATION, Petty, Save, Uber

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	288
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3783	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

console gaming, Controllers, gamer dads, gamer lifestyle, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming humor., gaming industry, gaming technology, gaming trends, humor, Marvel, Minecraft, Server, surely, video games, Xbox, Xbox controllers, xbox exclusives, Xbox Series S, Xbox Series X

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

alibi, crime, Criminal Psychology, Evidence, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, Motive, motive analysis, motive assessment, motive deduction, motive examination, motive exploration, motive inquiry, motive reasoning, motive research, motive speculation, motive study, Mystery, smp, suspects

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	209	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	4892
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

bridezilla, casual attire, Country Life, Cousins wedding, Cowboy boots, cowboy boots controversy, dress code, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, fashion choice., formal wear, Minecraft, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding attire, wedding attire debate, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, YeehawCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Emeralds Found:	3376
Votes:	8399	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Votes:	2780	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

bizarre behavior, bizarre neighbors, eccentric behavior, eccentric neighbors, Minecraft, NeighborlyMischief, neighbours, odd habits, odd neighbors, peculiar actions, peculiar habits, peculiar neighbors, quirky behavior, quirky habits, quirky neighbors, smp, strange behavior, strange neighbors, unusual activities, unusual habits, unusual neighbors, weird habits, weird neighbors

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

BeliefCraft, childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood wonder, funny beliefs, funny memories, growing up, hindsight, hindsight humor, learning experiences, looking back, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, Nether, ridiculous beliefs, santa, silly beliefs

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7175
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!