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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 619 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.
Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.
But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?
So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?
