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Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Enchantments Applied:	62	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

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Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Star Shards Collected:	244
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	180

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mines Excavated:	4620	Animals Bred:	90

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	4310	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7980

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!