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SoraD98s Chill Modded SMP Valhelsia 2

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Just gonna be mostly me playing, but anyone is welcome to join. Minecraft Valhelsia 2 Modpack Discord: https://discord.gg/vmzt3b9a

51.210.207.233:25585

BeetleCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

The BeetleCraft SMP is a large community based on our Minecraft server.

We are a semi-vanilla survival server.

To join the smp you need to join our Discord server.

mc.uniluc.com:25581

Aquacraft-rebooted

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Votes:	3460	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

This was a map from another server that went under a long time ago. This server starts right back up before said server is powered off, to see the latest news for this server, come join our discord!

aquacraftrebooted.apexmc.co

ArcherGrief Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

[⭐] Do you relax in the world of Minecraft and appreciate the adrenaline of griefer servers? Then quickly join us on the ArcherGrief server and plunge into our unique world!

[⭐] IP: mc.ArcherGrief.pw

[⭐] Website: ArcherGrief.pw

[⭐] Promo code for 15%: VIPE

⭐ Once on our server, each player will be able to feel real adrenaline and:

⭐ Take control with a cool and affordable donation!

⭐ Explore an exciting map and run around it at your own discretion!

⭐ Participate in exciting quests, exciting competitions and other events!

⭐ Share your epic moments and impressions on social networks!

mc.archergrief.pw

CONDIVAL minigames

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7416

play CONDIVAL net Colorshuffle + BedWars + CAI + MORE!

Play the best Minigames 2021+ with your friends and enjoy super fun minigames as Colorshuffle , BedWars , CAI + MORE!

condival.net

PaintedMC

Skyblock

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

In addition to skyblock, we have a series of custom mobs, and dungeons coming to the server soon! Our discord: https://discord.gg/DyMAzesCut

Owner: CertifiedCool Manager Arr4nnn Admin: Covenant_1

play.paintedmc.net

Nuvycraft

OneBlock, Survival Games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to NuvyCraft Network, with your support we all win.

We have Survival Custom and Oneblock from now on or will upgrade soon adding new game modes.

nuvycraft.com.ar

⚡ MIXERGRIEF ⭐ BEST GRIF ⚡ /FREEKEY Minecraft server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crops Grown:	7053
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	4314	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

THE BEST GRIF PROJECT! EVERYONE FREE ON TEAM – /FREE! ENTER /FREEKEY AND GET A FREE DONATION CASE. /KIT FREE (FREE ARMOR), BOSSES, EVENTS, WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU, BRO! 🙂

⚡ IP address: mc.mixergrief.su

mc.mixergrief.pw

3builders.org

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Endless Night Skies:	2
Potions Brewed:	35	Animals Bred:	80
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

3builders.org MC Server info: We are a 1.8 to 1.20 java and bedrock Minecraft server. Our server supports all java versions from 1.8 up to the current version and we support bedrock players (This can change. also it takes some time for us to get full support when new versions are released) you can join using mc.3builders.org. We have 3 worlds : Survival/Creative/SkyBlock/Amazing looking HUB

mc.3builders.org

AsanaGamingNetwork

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Votes:	2974
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Asana Gaming Network is small community of MC servers. For now we have ThePit, Survival, Vanilla Our plan is to open OPFactions very soon!

146.59.220.212:25572