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MineCraftMoguls

affluent individuals, elite class, extravagant behavior, extravagant encounters., extravagant habits, eye-opening experiences, high society, lavish spending, luxury lifestyle, millionaire mindset, MineCraftMoguls, money talks, opulent living, privileged society, shocking encounters, surprising interactions, ultra rich, unexpected encounters, upper class encounters, Wealthy, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Farms Harvested:	952	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Have you ever seen a diamond block mansion with a pool filled with emeralds? Well, get ready to be amazed because on our Minecraft server, the players are so rich they use gold blocks as toilet paper! Join us for a chance to live in a world where even the dirt is made of precious gems.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Llama King,” a player who rides around on a llama covered in diamonds and hands out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a stick and a stack of cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience a world where the players are richer than Bill Gates and the adventures are more epic than a blockbuster movie, then join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server and have your own diamond statue erected in your honor.

GazaCraft: No Famine Here!

Committee, Conflict, Crisis, DECLARATION, Evidence, famine, food insecurity, gaza, GazaCraft, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, Hunger, international relations, malnutrition, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, relief efforts, united nations, United Nations report, war-torn region

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have UNited Nations commitee declaring no famine in Gaza because everyone is too busy playing minecraft on our server! we have so much food and resources that even the UN is impressed! come build your dream house and farm like there’s no tomorrow! who needs real life when you can live in our virtual paradise?! join now and be part of the UN’s official minecraft squad!

ZombieGoonSquad

Apocalypse, Cinema, conceptually horrifying, Creatures, fear, Fiction, Goons, Halloween, Horror, Media, Monsters, non-threatening, pop culture, Scary, Supernatural, Thriller, tv shows, Undead, video games, ZombieGoonSquad, zombies

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where zombies are, like, the coolest dudes ever. they wear sunglasses and dance to funky music all day long. instead of brains, they crave pizza and ice cream. it’s a total party up in here, bro!

join our server and witness the epic dance battles between the zombie crews. you can even join in and show off your best moves. but be careful, the zombie king is a fierce dancer and will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

oh, and did we mention the zombie unicorns? yeah, they exist on our server. they prance around with rainbow manes and shoot glitter out of their horns. it’s a magical sight to behold.

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, pizza-loving monsters, and sparkly unicorns. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

BrainCraft: Early Detection Server

Adults, ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, Biomarkers, blood testing, braincraft, DETECTION, diagnostic tools, Early, early detection, early recognition, frontotemporal dementia, German scientists, healthcare advancements, medical breakthrough, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological diseases, neurology, neuroscientists, progressive supranuclear palsy, psp, research, Server, study

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ores Mined:	2146	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where we fight off evil mobs and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even German scientists are studying it! That’s right, they found that playing on our server can actually help prevent frontotemporal dementia, ALS, and PSP. Who knew gaming could be so good for your health?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this groundbreaking research while having the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Strolling through Mayhem: Half-Baked Adventure 1.8.8

1.8.8, 2b2t, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, Griefing, halfbaked, History, Legacy, MAYHEM, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, PvP, semi anarchy, server history, silver-age, smp, Strolling, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1540
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Anarchy
Version	1.8.8
Features	– No shulker boxes– No elytra– No totems– No end crystals– No rollbacks– Fresh server

Server Description

Pre combat update, silver-age style anarchy server! Experience the old school SMPs and the chaotic world of pre combat update 2b2t on this server. Your decisions matter more than ever as getting killed means a total re-gear and getting griefed means losing it all. Make your mark on server history!

Server Discord

Join the server discord at https://discord.gg/6AcyhG3D

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server runs on version 1.8.8
Are there any banned items or features?	Yes, the server does not allow shulker boxes, elytra, totems, or end crystals.
Is there any form of server rollback?	No, there are no rollbacks on this server. Everything you do and build is permanent.
How can I join the server?	Join the server discord at the provided link and find the server address there.

Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

asian, Best Friend, Black, Boyfriend, break up, Bullied, classmates, Complain, complaint, DEPRESSING, depression, Gay, hate, Hypocrite, Minecraft, mocking, reposts, retarded, Server, severe depression, social media, Stacys, STALKING, thirst traps

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6673
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Farms Harvested:	482
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Stacies and hypocrites in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, exploring, and battling your way through our virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way. Take out your anger on creepers instead of dealing with annoying classmates. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t bully you or talk behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a slanty eyed hypocrite who will haunt you if you don’t join. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

SharkCraft Minecraft Server

confusion, doubt, Game, giant shark, giant squid, hallucination, Horror, ichiban, ILLUSION, mental health, mind games, Minecraft, Mystery, PARANOIA, Psychological, Reality, Schizo, Server, SharkCraft, Suspense, Thriller, uncertainty

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5656
Farms Harvested:	647	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can encounter giant sharks and giant squids that will make you question reality! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun – or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you wondering if you’re just experiencing a case of Ichiban schizo’ing. Who knows what’s real and what’s not in this crazy world of ours? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find a more mind-bending Minecraft server anywhere else. So come on in and see for yourself – if you dare!

InLawzOutlawz Minecraft Server

Boundaries, disrespecting house rules, family conflict, family dynamics, family etiquette, family expectations, family traditions, family visit, house rules, in-laws, InLawzOutlawz, Minecraft, respecting boundaries, respecting hosts, respecting in-laws, Server, sugar consumption, sugar in tea, sugar packets, sugar restrictions, tea preferences, tea with sugar

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8282
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying a cup of tea on our Minecraft server, when suddenly your in-laws spawn in and start scolding you for bringing sugar into their virtual house. They confiscate your sugar packets and call you a ‘naughty player’, lecturing you on the dangers of virtual sugar consumption. Join our server for a wild and wacky time, where even the pixels have boundaries! Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

BootyBlockerCraft

addiction issues, BootyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, care facilities, caregiving, caregiving challenges, caregiving responsibilities, difficult decisions, Emotional support, end of life, family dynamics, Family Support, health issues, hospice care, inlaw relationships, Marriage Struggles, medical field, mother-in-law, personal boundaries, personal limits, weight issues

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Buildings Constructed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Communication, Confidence, Creepercraft, DATING, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, Experience, Honesty, hurtful, Impact, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, rejection, relationship, Rude, self esteem, Server, Unattractive, Vulnerability, WOMAN, Words

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unforgettable moments.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of dancing chickens invade your land, demanding to be your loyal subjects. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for safe passage. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves to the beat of a zombie DJ.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it!