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RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	New Chunks Explored:	301467
Dragon Eggs Found:	5006	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9758

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5701	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dimension Hops:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Towns Built:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	486
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

Brazil, Fun, MuskCraft, resuming

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!