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SMPSecretRevealed – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this dude I’ve known for like forever suddenly started building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even?! And then we found out he’s actually a secret chicken enthusiast who has a whole chicken farm hidden underground, like who even does that?! So yeah, if you wanna uncover some crazy secrets about your friends while building epic castles and stuff, you gotta join this SMP, it’s wild!

CraftyMedsServer

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Magic Items Found:	3606	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical potion of fun and excitement! Join us and experience a world where the best pharmaceutical drugs have been turned into epic Minecraft items. Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a pill that gives you super speed or strength! Or battling mobs with the power of a healing potion that can cure any ailment. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, take a trip with us and discover the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

CrashCraft: Azerbaijan Airlines

air travel, aircraft incidents, airline communication, airline disasters, airline investigations, airline maintenance, airline operations, airline regulations, airline safety, Airlines, airplane crashes, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation security, aviation technology, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, Crashcraft, external interference, Flight Safety, physical interference, plane crash, technical interference

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Void Armor Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

So, like, this server is so lit that even airplanes are crashing because they can’t handle the awesomeness. Like, the pilots were probably trying to join the server while flying and got so hyped that they lost control. It’s like the Bermuda Triangle but with more creepers and diamonds. Join now before you miss out on all the chaos and fun!

Havenhold Adventures

Economy, Roleplay Quests Dungeons PvP Economy Towny Survival Minigames Creative Skyblock Factions Pixelmon Modded Vanilla Build battles Parkour Custom plugins Custom map Hardcore mode Trading, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	197
Enchantments Applied:	271	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Potions Brewed:	87	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

About Us Welcome to Havenhold Adventures, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where fantasy and adventure come to life! Our server is built to offer an immersive and community-focused experience for players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a curious newcomer, Havenhold Adventures has something for everyone.

havenhold.g-portal.rocks:26366

AdventuredMC

AdventuredMC, Minecraft, Network, Seasons, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	387429
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

AdventuredMC is a Skyblock based network with quarterly new seasons and frequent updates.

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Legacy Echoes 1.21

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Void Armor Forged:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	6260
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Animals Bred:	66	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl