KidCraftMistakes

childhood memories, childhood mistakes, growing up, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, immature behavior, KidCraftMistakes, learning from past, lessons learned, looking back, maturing, mistakes as a child, past actions, personal growth, reflecting on past, reflecting on youth, regretful actions, regretful behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	4
New Chunks Explored:	59010	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Remember that time you accidentally flooded your friend’s Minecraft house with a million buckets of water? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on our server, we encourage that kind of chaos! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and pure mayhem. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft mischief maker!

BorderBlockz

border, BorderBlockz, China, Chinese influence, Communication, cross-border issues, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, Government, international relations, North Korea, North Korean government, objection, political disagreement, rare break, regional dynamics, security concerns, Technology, telecommunications infrastructure, Telecoms

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.

plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!

Get Lost in Astros Reach SMP – Where two things are certain: chaos and creepers!

application, astros, Chaos, Community, cosmetic, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Fabric, game additions, hermitcraft, History, Lost, microphone, optimization mods, Players, Reach, ryzen 9 5950x, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla, world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

✨ Astros Reach – Minecraft Server

About Us:

Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year! We are a long-term, community-oriented SMP where every player matters. Join our tight-knit community and share your love of the game with us.

Features:

Features	Description
Long-term vanilla world	Regularly maintained and expanded by players
Free community-use creative world	Express your creativity in a collaborative world
Weekly and monthly events	Engage in fun events with the community
Helpful community	Knowledgeable players and staff for support
Vanilla Minecraft focus	Emphasis on pure gameplay experience

Vanilla World Info:

Server Version: 1.21
No world-border
Various recipe add-ons
High-end hardware for lag-free experience

How to Join:

To join, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older ONLY. Must have a microphone.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ

Q: What is Astros Reach?

A: Astros Reach is a community-oriented SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a long-term vanilla experience.

Q: How do I join Astros Reach?

A: Join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only. Must have a microphone.

Q: What features does Astros Reach offer?

A: Astros Reach offers a long-term vanilla world, free creative world, weekly/monthly events, helpful community, and staff support.

ShaharCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Bang, end of the road, eternal farewell, eternal goodbye, Eternity, Farewell, farewell for eternity, farewell forever, farewell to all, final farewell, final goodbye, good bye, goodbye for eternity, goodbye for good, goodbye forever, goodbye to all, Minecraft, never coming back, never see you again, Parting Ways, Server, SHAHAR NO, ShaharCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Votes:	5837	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	267	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Shahar, the evil overlord, and his army of zombie chickens. Will you be able to defeat him and save the world from eternal doom? Or will you join forces with Shahar and rule over the land with an iron fist?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating llama, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the caves. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying pig mount, or a pet dragon to ride into battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. bang

CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow

BETRAYAL, biggest croc of shit, CrocodileCraft, Deception, denial, Details, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, healing, Liar, Manipulation, mental health, mental hospital, Recovery, self harm, sex, shitshow, smp, starvation, toxic relationship, Trauma, Truth, Ultimate, understatement

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5528	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a trampoline. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and getting involved in more plot twists than a soap opera.

We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

WhipOutCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, ANNOYED, asking, Beach, changing, clothing optional, cover up, dick, expose, Fight, Friend, Kids, Minecraft, Public, push back, Server, swim suit, tie, towel, UNCOMFORTABLE, unreasonable, Waste, WHIP, WhipOutCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake dropping his shorts at the beach? Look no further! Join our server for a “free show” of epic proportions – just kidding, we’re family-friendly here!

We promise no awkward towel-holding situations or uncomfortable changing moments. Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations together. Plus, we have crystal-clear rules to keep things PG-13, unlike Jake’s beach antics.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chill than Jake in his swim trunks. Who needs drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with friends? Let’s keep it classy and covered up, folks!

NoPantsNoLaundryCraft

awkward encounter, awkward situation, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boundaries, clothing mishap, Communication, Embarrassing moment, friendship, friendship fallout, lack of clothes, laundry mishap, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, NoPantsNoLaundryCraft, party planning, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, social etiquette, spilled salsa, Surprise party

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4988
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spilling salsa on yourself leads to wild adventures! Join us for unexpected surprises like getting stranded in your underwear while waiting for your friend to pick you up. Who needs clothes when you have the thrill of uncertainty and awkward encounters?

Explore our server and experience the drama of borrowing clothes without permission, the thrill of being called a creep, and the excitement of missing out on a party because of a wardrobe malfunction.

Join now for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next on our server!

BoomerGamer Minecraft SMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging gracefully acceptance, aging gracefully acceptance of mortality, aging gracefully confidence, aging gracefully diet, aging gracefully exercise, aging gracefully experiences, aging gracefully lifestyle, aging gracefully mindset, aging gracefully quotes, aging gracefully reflections, aging gracefully self-care, aging gracefully self-love, aging gracefully skincare, aging gracefully tips, aging gracefully wisdom, aging process, BoomerGamer, getting older, Minecraft, signs of aging, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore or taming a wolf? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel young again!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Our community is filled with players who refuse to grow up, from grandmas who can out-mine any teenager to grandpas who can build redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

So if you want to turn back the clock and relive your youth, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find the Fountain of Youth hidden deep within our virtual world. Just watch out for the zombie hordes guarding it – they’re grumpier than a toddler who missed naptime.

BoomerCraft: The Aging Adventure

acceptance, Adventure, aging, BoomerCraft, changes, Experience, growth, health, Maturity, Mental, perspective, Physical, PREPARED, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, society, Stereotypes, Truth, unexpected, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of aging like a boring old NPC? Well, join our Minecraft server and defy the laws of time and gravity! Our server is equipped with a magical fountain that reverses aging – just take a dip and watch those wrinkles disappear! Say goodbye to arthritis and hello to endless energy as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret potion that grants you the ability to turn back time and relive your glory days. Want to go back to high school and ace that math test? Done. Want to go back to your college days and actually remember what happened at that party? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the fountain of youth like never before. Just be careful not to drink too much of that potion – you might end up stuck in a time loop with your teenage self!

Territory30%GoneLOL

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, land disputes, Military, national security, Négotiation, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political strategy, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, Territory30GoneLOL, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Villages Defended:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and pigs dat can fly like superman. we also got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf.

our server is so lit dat even Zelensky himself plays on it while negotiating peace treaties and stuff. he said “diplomacy not at the expense of 30% of our territory, but at the expense of getting wrecked by creepers in minecraft.”

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet ender dragon named fluffy. what more could u ask for?

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