Tex-Mex MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Ethereal Realm 1.21.2

toilet paper, bathroom cleanliness, spicy food, anal hygiene, bum gun

Yo, listen up gamers! You ever take a dump and it feels like a fire-breathing dragon coming out of your ass? Well, fear no more because I have the solution for you! Introducing the magical bidet gun, the bum gun that will change your life forever.

Imagine this: you’re sitting on the toilet, feeling the burn of your spicy fajitas making their grand exit. But wait, instead of suffering through the pain of wiping with sandpaper, you just aim that bidet gun and BAM! Your ass is cleaner than a baby’s bottom.

No more raw assholes, no more painful wipes, just pure, smooth cleanliness thanks to the power of the bidet gun. Join our Minecraft server and experience the true joy of a clean booty hole while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!

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Pedro Fajitas Minecraft SMP – The Real Name Game

popular dish, Pedro Fajitas, cuisine, Dinner, real name

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, Pedro Fajitas is the main attraction! Legend has it that Pedro Fajitas is actually a mystical creature who roams the land, challenging players to cook the spiciest fajitas in order to win rare loot. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to impress Pedro Fajitas and unlock his secrets! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind his mysterious name…or maybe it’s just a clever disguise for a spicy taco-loving llama. Either way, come join the fun and spice up your Minecraft experience!

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VapeCraftersMC

indoor dining, VapeCraftersMC, Outdoor Dining, Manners, restaurant behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a lady vaping in a tex mex restaurant? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most unexpected encounters.

Imagine building your dream castle while a random player starts vaping all over you – talk about immersive gameplay! And don’t worry, our server is so open-minded that even water vapor is allowed indoors. Just make sure to bring your own covid mask for protection!

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, even if it’s as bizarre as a vaping incident in a tex mex joint. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a vape-loving player who thinks they’re above the rules. It’s a virtual world full of surprises and absurdities – just like that unforgettable evening at the restaurant.

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ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

mexican cuisine, Grilled Chicken, tortillas, large order, mouth watering

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

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DisaBRObilityCraft

support needs, Driving, exhaustion, INDEPENDENCE, DisaBRObilityCraft

Are you tired of parents who just don’t understand your Minecraft needs? Look no further, join our server where we celebrate all things unique and different!

On our server, you won’t be compared to any other players because we know you’re one of a kind. We understand that surprises can be a real challenge, so we give you plenty of time to prepare for any unexpected events – like surprise creeper attacks!

Join us for some family therapy sessions where we work through any issues you may have with your in-game family. And don’t worry about being called lazy, we know you’re a hardworking player who just needs a little extra support.

So come on over to our server where we embrace all players, no matter their support needs or disabilities. We promise you’ll never faint from excitement, only from the thrill of our crazy adventures!

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CraftyLoveQuest

Significant Other, SWEET, Meeting, childhood crush, innocent

Do you want to meet your first love in the most epic way possible? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to find your pixelated soulmate in a world filled with diamonds, creepers, and love potions. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle for love? So come join us and let’s make some pixelated magic happen!

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SharkBiteSurvivor

News, marine life, diving, Oceanic, Indonesia

omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server!! it’s so lit, even sharks are getting in on the action! like, this one time, an american diver disappeared in indonesia and then they found his body INSIDE A SHARK. like, wtf?? that’s some crazy shiz right there. but don’t worry, our server is totally safe (we think). so come join us and see what other wild adventures await you!! just watch out for those sneaky sharks, they might try to steal your diamonds or something. lolz!! #sharkattackminecraftserver #crazyadventures

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💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Discord, Enchanting, Buyer, server ip, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

desolate unfilled, open space unused space, PIXEL, empty space, unused area barren

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

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Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, idk, jim, retired, fanbase

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.

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