Tex-Mex MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Ethereal Realm 1.21.2

Ethereal, Realm, anal hygiene, hygiene products, bathroom cleanliness

Yo, listen up gamers! You ever take a dump and it feels like a fire-breathing dragon coming out of your ass? Well, fear no more because I have the solution for you! Introducing the magical bidet gun, the bum gun that will change your life forever.

Imagine this: you’re sitting on the toilet, feeling the burn of your spicy fajitas making their grand exit. But wait, instead of suffering through the pain of wiping with sandpaper, you just aim that bidet gun and BAM! Your ass is cleaner than a baby’s bottom.

No more raw assholes, no more painful wipes, just pure, smooth cleanliness thanks to the power of the bidet gun. Join our Minecraft server and experience the true joy of a clean booty hole while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!

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Pedro Fajitas Minecraft SMP – The Real Name Game

real name, Dining, Flavorful, foodie, DELICIOUS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, Pedro Fajitas is the main attraction! Legend has it that Pedro Fajitas is actually a mystical creature who roams the land, challenging players to cook the spiciest fajitas in order to win rare loot. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to impress Pedro Fajitas and unlock his secrets! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind his mysterious name…or maybe it’s just a clever disguise for a spicy taco-loving llama. Either way, come join the fun and spice up your Minecraft experience!

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VapeCraftersMC

Tex-Mex, social norms, VapeCraftersMC, Respect, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a lady vaping in a tex mex restaurant? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most unexpected encounters.

Imagine building your dream castle while a random player starts vaping all over you – talk about immersive gameplay! And don’t worry, our server is so open-minded that even water vapor is allowed indoors. Just make sure to bring your own covid mask for protection!

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, even if it’s as bizarre as a vaping incident in a tex mex joint. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a vape-loving player who thinks they’re above the rules. It’s a virtual world full of surprises and absurdities – just like that unforgettable evening at the restaurant.

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ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

spicy, meal prep, smp, onions, Hungry

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

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Stoneworks: Where Boulders Fly and Players Cry! Divine Ascendancy of Boulderov, now with Java 1.20 and PVP!

Defenders, Anthem, Divine, Minecraft, Government
Welcome to the Divine Ascendancy of Boulderov!

About Us:

We are a group of builders, loremakers, and defenders building the strongest nation in the Stoneworks Worldbuilding server. Our goal is to create a fair republic government that allows citizens to participate in our success and chart their own paths.

Server IP play.stoneworks.gg

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About the Stoneworks Worldbuilding Server:
About the Divine Ascendancy of Boulderov:
FAQ:

1. Can I join as a beginner player?

Yes, we welcome players of all levels of experience!

2. How do I join the Discord server?

You can join our Discord by clicking here.

3. Is there a limit to the number of members in the Divine Ascendancy of Boulderov?

No, we are always looking for new members to join our community!
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CraftyTales Minecraft Server

fictional stories, fictional information, imaginative tales, falsehood, artistic works

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon who shoots fireballs made of cheese!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away! You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss battles, including a giant zombie made entirely of bubblegum and a spider queen who shoots laser beams from her eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life!

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StreamerCraft Minecraft Server

internet celebrities, gaming culture, Gaming, Live streaming, Entertainment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with rainbow-colored sheep and flying pigs. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to dance-offs for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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FridgeRageCraft

appliance repair, CLEARANCE SALE, fixing appliances, FridgeRageCraft, Refrigerator

Join our Minecraft server for the most dramatic fridge repair story you’ll ever hear! Imagine a world where fixing a fridge causes family feuds and emotional turmoil. Our server is filled with thrilling quests like “The Quest for the Perfect Fridge” and “The Battle of the Broken Ice Maker.”

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil mobs, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and a secret underground base where players can plot their revenge against malfunctioning appliances.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or fridge door), join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BabyCraft Minecraft Server

Forever Young, family, Motherhood, Connection, relationship

Calling all parents! Have you ever wished for a Minecraft server where your child can thrive and grow, just like they did in your womb? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual womb for your baby to explore and conquer!

Join us on this wild ride where your child can build, mine, and survive in a world that will make them feel like they never left your loving embrace. With crazy challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who will treat them like the precious little bundle of joy they are, this server is guaranteed to keep your child entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join now and watch as your baby blossoms into a Minecraft master, all while never straying too far from your watchful eye. Because let’s face it, no matter how old they get, they’ll always be your baby. And on our server, we treat them like the precious little pixelated angels they are.

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JavaJokersCraft

bizarre incidents, coffee shop antics, coffee shop stories, unusual incidents, eccentric behavior

Have you ever seen someone build a coffee shop inside a coffee shop? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most caffeinated and chaotic experience you’ll ever have in the virtual world. We’ve got players brewing potions that will make your head spin faster than a barista on their third espresso shot. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some beans, because on this server, the only thing stronger than our coffee is our sense of humor. Come for the java, stay for the jokes – and maybe even build your own coffee shop inside a coffee shop!

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Server IP	play.stoneworks.gg
National Anthem	Listen here

Tex-Mex

Welcome to the Divine Ascendancy of Boulderov!

About Us:

About the Stoneworks Worldbuilding Server:

About the Divine Ascendancy of Boulderov:

FAQ:

1. Can I join as a beginner player?

2. How do I join the Discord server?

3. Is there a limit to the number of members in the Divine Ascendancy of Boulderov?