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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3831 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
On our server, you can play with sticks and pinecones if you want, because who needs fancy technology anyway? And if you’re looking for a router with flashing lights to tell you that you have internet, well, you won’t find it here. We only have the most advanced, light-less routers for our players.
So come join us on our server and leave all those tech illiterate folks behind. Because here, we’re all about embracing the true essence of Minecraft – without all the unnecessary flashing lights.