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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2333 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS