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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8249 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
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