TestosteroneTakedown Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TestosteroneTakedown Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	970368	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a wimpy little chicken in Minecraft? Well, look no further, because our server is here to pump up your testosterone levels to epic proportions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, building towering castles, and flexing your muscles in front of all the other players.

But beware, on our server, there’s a secret potion hidden in the depths of the world that will lower your testosterone levels to that of a baby bunny. So watch out for sneaky players trying to sabotage your manly mojo!

Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pixelated warrior, you’re a testosterone-fueled beast ready to conquer all in your path!

VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, assessment instructions, Background noise, Boundaries, Boyfriend, clothes noise, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coursework, disrespectful behavior., distractions, door noise, Footsteps, Frustration, frustration management, lack of respect, mic sensitivity, Minecraft, noise, relationship, Server, video assessment, VideoAssessmentVibes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Towns Built:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

KidzCraftHavoc

Choices, college, culture, DATING, Daughters, decision, Divorce, education, family, forced marriage, Heir, INDEPENDENCE, KidzCraftHavoc, Partners, PRESSURE, refusing, Shelter, Sons, Stability, unmarried, young adult children

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Animals Bred:	71	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

alternative materials, calcium oxide, carbon dioxide, carbon footprint, cement production, climate change, Co2, CO2 emissions, construction industry, decomposing limestone, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, Innovative, lime, LimeCraft, raw material, reduction, Server, sustainable, Sustainable development, traditional methods, ZeroCAL

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Star Shards Collected:	222
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	188	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

Sneedclave

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Dedicated, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, linux, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Potions Brewed:	59

One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

1.12.2 and later versions.

getcobalt.org

EterniaMC – Chunks

Adventure, Chunks, ChunkWorld, co-op, Epic, EterniaMC, Experience, Explore, Friends, Gamemodes, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Possibilities, progress, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Solo, Survival, Unique, unlock, world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	663648
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

mc.eterniamc.com

Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

animal encounter, beautiful horse, cool horse, gallop, grind, Horse, horse adventure, horse appreciation, horse encounter, horse in nature, horse journey, horse lover, horse photography, horse sighting, horse sighting in Uzbekistan, horse spotting, horse watching, majestic horse, memorable horse, Minecraft, Server, travel experience, unique horse, Uzbekistan

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Votes:	9161	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Animals Bred:	100
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Votes:	2731	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Villages Defended:	14	Farms Harvested:	487
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!