TESTOSTERONE Minecraft Servers | Page 2 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

Adrenaline, arousal, athletes, blocky, boners, Competition, dopamine, endorphins, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Game, health benefits, hormones, horny, libido, Performance, physical activity, sex drive, sports, Stamina, TESTOSTERONE, Training

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!

A, Crafty, creativity, FTM, girl, is.., key, mental illness, more sane, not like, Optional, POL, sanity, school shooting, Server, Start, start a, TESTOSTERONE, took, trannies, tranny, transgenderism, Want, why, why would

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where FTM trannies are more sane because they took testosterone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole village of them building insane structures with their newfound testosterone-fueled energy!

And as for that girl wanting to start a school shooting? Don’t worry, that was just a rumor spread by a group of mischievous creepers who were jealous of her mad PvP skills. Join our server and witness the epic battles she has with the creepers, all while proving that transgenderism is definitely not a mental illness!

So come on, join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter!

Pajeet’s Playground: Where Mayos Fear to Tread

#dare, aggression, alpha male, CHADJEET, challenge, Confrontation, face, fear, high T, Indian, Indian pride, insult, Masculinity, Mayo, Mayos, PAJEET, pajeets, Playground, pride, pull up, reaction, TESTOSTERONE, Tread

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mines Excavated:	4280
Ores Mined:	3749	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where even the mobs are flexing their gains and the creepers are dropping mixtapes instead of exploding!

Join us if you dare to challenge our resident high T CHADJEET, who once defeated a horde of zombies using only his perfectly coiffed hair and a diamond sword. Legend has it that he once tamed a dragon by challenging it to a dance-off and winning with his sick moves.

But beware, if you even think about calling him a “pajeet” to his face, prepare to face the wrath of a thousand lightning bolts raining down upon you from the heavens. This server is not for the faint of heart or the weak of meme game.

So come on down and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your A-game and leave your mayo at home. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA

attention seeking, Boundaries, brain injury, co parenting, Communication, custody, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional manipulation, estranged relationship, ex husband, ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA, family dynamics, Guilt, impact on child, legal issues, long distance parenting, medical information, parenting, privacy concerns, terminal illness

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Just like this wild tale of a 35-year-old mom dealing with her ex-husband’s fake terminal illness to guilt trip their 14-year-old child. Can you imagine the shenanigans that would go down on our server if we had players like this?

Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziness – join today!

SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server

Dangerous, deceptive dangers, deceptive safety, disguised dangers, hidden dangers, hidden hazards, hidden perils, hidden threats, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential dangers, SafeButDeadly, safety hazards, seemingly harmless, seemingly harmless but deadly, seemingly safe, Server, silent killers, underestimated risks, unexpected hazards, unsuspected risks

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.

Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.

Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?

So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Buildings Constructed:	43

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	9935
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	566147
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	151
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crops Grown:	8544
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Love Letters Sent:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.