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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9870 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!
