So, like, this server is like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got this North Korean prisoner of war who’s like, spilling all the tea on Russia’s Kursk, man. It’s like, a total war zone up in here, but don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days to protect you. Plus, the Kyiv is like, our bestie and they’re always sending us care packages full of enchanted golden apples. Join us now and let’s conquer Kursk together, fam! #warzone #diamondsfordays #Kyivsquadgoals
KurskCraft: Kim’s Casualties
MountainMadnessMC
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have more mountains than south korea. i mean, who even knew that was possible, right?we got this one dude, like, he was captured in pyongyang or something, and he was like, “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, man.” and we were like, “dude, that’s so cool.”
and then there was this other guy who was like, “i only know south korea has fewer mountains than this server.” like, what even is that supposed to mean? who cares, just join the server and have a blast, man. it’s gonna be lit.
LuhanskLocalsGoneWild
hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, have i got the server for u! imagine a world where russian officers are ordering civilian executions in the luhansk region… but in minecraft! join our server and help save the locals by building epic fortresses and battling evil mobs. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s show those russian officers who’s boss!TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!HollyCraftKidnapPlot99.9%
So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. Like, you gotta join cuz we got this dude who spent like 99.9% of his time online, like what even, man? He was accused of trying to kidnap Holly Willoughby, but like, that’s just cuz he was so obsessed with Minecraft, ya know? So come join us and be part of the madness, cuz who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next. Plus, we have like, unlimited diamonds or something, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Just watch out for any suspicious characters trying to steal your virtual loot, ya feel me?WeddingCraft: No Parents Allowed!
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Then come join our Minecraft server, where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken!Join us and leave behind the real world drama like our player who dodged family gatherings to avoid his sister’s shenanigans. Build your own family of friends on our server and never worry about being pressured to attend awkward family events ever again.
Forget about apologizing for causing divides or being the bigger person – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. And hey, if your family tries to send you a large check to make amends, just return it and keep on crafting away in peace.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a rollercoaster or a secret underground base filled with treasure. Join now and start your new drama-free adventure today!