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MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5042	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4447
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Enchantments Applied:	88
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Votes:	8435	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Decision making, dirty hands, gut feeling, intuition, Lending, NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger, personal belongings, Phone, refusing, Safety, self-preservation, setting boundaries, Social Interaction, stranger, stranger danger, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Void Gems Collected:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

Bath, CraftyChill, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, Sleep, smp, stress relief, Therapy, Time management, unwind

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

BlockyLove

arrogance, bad breath, bad manners, biggest turnoff, BlockyLove, DATING, dishonesty, Disrespect, first date, Girls, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of conversation, lack of effort, lack of interest, Negativity, poor hygiene, poor listening skills, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

SukhoiSmackdownMC

AA missile, Advanced weaponry, aerial combat, air defense, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, drone, fighter jet, Hunter, military technology, Okhotnik-B, Russian, shot down, Su-57, Sukhoi S-70, SukhoiSmackdownMC, UCAV, unmanned combat aerial vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ores Mined:	2457	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.