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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4777 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8251 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 3373 | Crops Grown: | 1776 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.
So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.