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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4568 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 125 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 32 |
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.
So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.