Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

NuttyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ores Mined:	7401
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh so hard you pee a little? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning what’s at the bottom of your nuts in no time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted llamas that will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most embarrassing secrets.

So why wait? Come join us and discover what’s really at the bottom of your nuts…or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of hilarious shenanigans instead!

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	170	Mines Excavated:	4206
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

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Astro MC Network

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

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The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Votes:	5292
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

MOH DramaCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Votes:	6786	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	1103
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

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