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CancerCraftSurvivors

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT CAN RAP BATTLE. AND IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A GOLDEN CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND SKELETONS DANCE THE CHA CHA SLIDE? YEAH, IT’S WILD.

SO COME JOIN US, BECAUSE ON OUR SERVER, THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION. AND MAYBE A FEW CREEPERS EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN.

Ethereally Captivating Minecraft SMP God

Admiration, androgynous, beauty standards, Captivating, deserving, elven-like, ethereal beauty, Ethereally, FANTASY, Femininity, Flaw, Gender Fluidity, GOD, god complex, idealization, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Perfection, pretty boys, Renowned, self loathing, self worth, smp, Worship

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchantments Applied:	64	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Buildings Constructed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where pretty boys reign supreme and ugly men like myself bow down to their ethereal beauty. Join us on this server where every player is transformed into an androgynous elven-like being, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a stunning creature of perfection?

But beware, the competition for the title of the prettiest boy on the server is fierce. Rumor has it that the current reigning pretty boy has hair so shiny it blinds other players, and a smile so dazzling it causes lag spikes for those who dare to look directly at it.

So come join us on this wild and whimsical server, where beauty is everything and ugliness is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary pretty boy of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it. Just remember to bring your best contouring skills and your shiniest hair products, because in this world, only the prettiest survive.

QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

#Sayings, author quotes, famous quotes, favorite quotes, iconic quotes, impactful quotes, influential figures, inspiration, life quotes, literary quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational quotes, philosophy, quotations, QuoteMaster, quotes, role models, smp, thought leaders, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Votes:	8490
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!

NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	66

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mines Excavated:	4484	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crops Grown:	5402
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Emeralds Found:	8478	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!