testicle – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BoomerSplit Minecraft Server

advice, awkward, Bonding, BoomerSplit, business transaction, common interest, Communication, elderly friend, Etiquette, Expectations, fashion, fashions on the fields, friendship, horse racing, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Prize money, race day etiquette, Server, stylist, Wedding, Winnings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are built on blocks and not on unexpected demands for payment! Join us for a chance to win virtual fashion contests and make friends who won’t ask for a cut of your winnings 9 months later.

Our server is filled with horse racing enthusiasts who love to dress up and compete in fashion shows. Who knows, you might even find a hat and purse to borrow from a fellow player, without any hidden fees attached!

So come on over and experience the thrill of virtual horse races, fashion competitions, and drama-free friendships. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is a fun time!

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GymCreeperAlert!

ARMS, Boundaries, bragging, checking out, Communication, Confrontation, double standards, Ethics, fidelity, Girlfriend, gym, GymCreeperAlert, hot guys, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, married friend, Moral values, Muscles, relationship, Respect

Looking for a Minecraft server that values loyalty and respect? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for shady behavior like flirting with hot gym guys while married!

Join us for a server filled with players who understand the importance of faithfulness and commitment. We don’t tolerate any funny business, so you can game in peace without worrying about your significant other getting hit on by virtual gym bros.

Our server is a safe space for those who believe in being faithful to their partners, unlike some people who think it’s okay to check out other players’ pixels behind their backs. So come join us and let’s build a world where loyalty reigns supreme!

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FactsNobodyNeedsMC

FactsNobodyNeedsMC, inconsequential facts, inconsequential tidbits, irrelevant data, irrelevant facts, irrelevant trivia, obscure facts, pointless facts, pointless trivia, Random facts, random trivia, trivial details, trivial facts, unimportant facts, unnecessary facts, unnecessary knowledge, unnecessary trivia, useless facts, useless information, useless trivia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have been trained to breakdance on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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DragonSeedzMC

Ancient, ancient legends, Creatures, dormant, dormant eggs, dragon eggs, dragon mythology, DragonSeedzMC, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Fire, fire exposure, fire hatching, HATCH, HATCHING, Legends, long dormancy, MAGICAL, mythical creatures, mythical eggs, Seeds

Yo, bros and broettes! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where dragon eggs be hatching like seeds when exposed to fire? It’s like a freakin’ dragon nursery up in here! We got dragons flyin’ around, breathin’ fire and causin’ chaos. But don’t worry, we got a squad of trained unicorns to keep ’em in check. Plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and loot just waitin’ for ya to find. So come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional dragon attack. Let’s get this party started! 🐉🔥🦄🏰

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Welcome to SUPER FUNLAND SMP, where we build cities in Java 1.21! Whitelist: Laughter only, no seriousness allowed!

Allowed, blocky basics, BUILD, Building-focused, Cities, collaborative builds, Community, cross-platform, daily reset, Discord, FUNLAND, Grind-mitigation, Hidden coordinates, horse speed, Immersive, Increased mob cap, infinite world, java, Laughter, Minecarts, path construction, seriousness, silly block game, smp, Super, Vanilla, Wackiness, weekly events, Whitelist

SUPER☺︎FUNLAND Minecraft Server Overview:

Key Features
Vanilla server that never resets
Cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility
Grind-mitigation features for crafted items
Increased minecart and horse speed for pathways
Increased mob cap for more challenging gameplay
Daily Nether and End resets
Hidden X, Y, Z coordinates to encourage navigation
Weekly events known as “Block Party”

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the overworld will never reset on SUPER☺︎FUNLAND.

Q: Can I play on this server from different platforms?

A: Yes, the server is cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility.

Q: Are there any changes to crafting recipes?

A: Yes, there are grind-mitigation features that increase the amount of crafted items for specific recipes.

Q: How is transportation incentivized on the server?

A: Minecart and horse speeds are increased to encourage the use of pathways and railways.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are weekly events called “Block Party” where players work towards a common goal.

Q: How can I join the server and learn more?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/C6Hwc3TZfe for more information.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

amen, BELIEF, Blessings, conspiracy theories, deep state, divine intervention, DivineCraft, FAITH, GLOWNIGGERS, Government, Hello God, Higher power, Lizard People, Minecraft, PRAYER, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, spirituality, Supernatural, Trust, Worship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer protection from glowniggers and deep state lizard people! Join us as we build a fortress to keep out those pesky reptilian overlords and their glowing minions. Our community is filled with warriors who are ready to fight off any interdimensional threats that come our way. So come on in and join the resistance against the forces of evil! Amen, and happy crafting!

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JoeBidenCraft – The Coolest Minecraft Server!

American politics, COOLEST, democratic party, Government, joe biden, Joe Biden age, Joe Biden American politics, Joe Biden Democrat, Joe Biden government, Joe Biden leader, Joe Biden president, Joe Biden White House, Joe Biden young, Joe Biden young guy, Joe Biden young president, JoeBidenCraft, leader, Minecraft, politician, president, Server, united states, White House, young guy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Joe Biden’s youthful energy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, Joe Biden himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as lively as a campaign rally. Who knows, you might even run into Joe Biden himself, mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers with his signature charm. So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible – just like Joe Biden’s dreams of becoming a Minecraft champion!

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CraftyAuntieNoFunds

CraftyAuntieNoFunds, Emotional support, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, Financial goals, financial position, financial sacrifices, financial support, fixed income, ivf treatment, judgmental, long-term commitments, newborn son, personal choice, personal responsibility, sibling relationships, sibling support, single mother, single parenting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets financial decisions! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of helping your sister through IVF treatment without actually having to foot the bill yourself.

Imagine the excitement of navigating through tough conversations with your virtual family members, all while building your dream Minecraft house and saving up for that diamond armor you’ve always wanted.

Will you choose to be the supportive sibling who offers a helping hand, or will you prioritize your own financial goals and let your sister figure it out on her own? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on in and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and financially challenging?

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BrokeCraftSkills

BrokeCraftSkills, budgeting, childhood lessons, cooking on a budget, DIY skills, financial literacy, financial resilience, frugal living, growing up poor, hand-me-downs, living below your means, making do with what you have, making homemade gifts, making the most of limited resources, making things last, money management, Resourcefulness, saving money, secondhand shopping, stretching a dollar, thriftiness

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and learn how to survive in the virtual world by using your poor upbringing skills like dumpster diving for resources and haggling with villagers for better trades.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a mansion out of dirt blocks or taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. And don’t worry about getting griefed by other players, because our community is so tight-knit that we all share our meager resources to help each other out.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where being poor is the key to success!

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GazaCraft – Bella Banned

#endorsement, adidas, advertising, banned, Bella, Bella Hadid, Boycott, brand, Campaign, Celebrity, Conflict, controversy, decision, fashion, Gaza controversy, GazaCraft, influencer, Israel, Marketing, News, palestine, public relations, social media

so like, u know how Bella Hadid was all like “free palestine” and Adidas was all like “nah, we out”? well, that’s kinda how our server is, but in a funny way. like, we drop all the boring stuff and just focus on the fun. join our server and u can build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig into battle. we don’t care about controversies, we just care about having a good time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. so come join us and leave all the drama behind.

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