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TestedCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who gets the last diamond! No need to worry about STIs here, just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to blow up your hard work. Plus, we have a special feature where if you hook up with two of your friends in-game, you get a special diamond sword! Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you count the time Steve stole all your diamonds, that’s a whole other story.

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4526	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Star Shards Collected:	210	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6823	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Holo’s Hub of Hilarity: Where Cute and Pure Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7064	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ores Mined:	5915
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Farms Harvested:	745	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.

Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McVidyaBoys: Where Pixels and Pranks Collide!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn and do it all over again!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Chicken Jousting” where you can ride on top of chickens and duel your friends to see who is the ultimate chicken champion. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Disco Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at vidya boys for the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and neither will the zombies, but that’s a story for another day)!

Pixelated Paradise: Where You Can Stare at Beautiful Blocks

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6815	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	124	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like staring into the eyes of a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a slice of pizza made of pure gold.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is so awesome that even the creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild ocelots on a sugar high. Trust us, you won’t regret it!