tested excuse – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

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NasalCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all your gaming needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while battling against mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare items, like enchanted pickaxes that can mine diamonds with just one hit, and armor made from the feathers of a unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with famous Minecraft YouTubers and learn their secret building techniques.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

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BloodborneSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret portal that leads to the world of Bloodborne on PC! That’s right, you can battle terrifying beasts and explore dark, gothic landscapes all while still building your dream base in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas that have mastered the art of breakdancing. You won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate crossover of blocky fun and blood-pumping action!

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Racism-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with racist neighbors and clueless family members in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is colorblind and the only thing we discriminate against is creepers! No more awkward conversations about race, just good old-fashioned block building and zombie slaying.

Join us and escape the drama of the real world. Build your dream castle, explore endless caves, and make friends with players from all over the globe who just want to have a good time without any racist nonsense. Trust us, our server is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or ignorance.

So pack your bags, leave the real world behind, and join us on our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having fun and building epic structures. Say goodbye to racist neighbors and clueless family members, and say hello to a community that welcomes everyone with open arms. See you in the game!

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PartyCraft: MIL Edition

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and party planning stress? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about your mother-in-law’s birthday woes and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. Who needs real-life parties when you can throw epic block parties with your online friends?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who throws the wildest birthday bashes. Join us and see if you can track down this spectral party animal!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the birthday celebrations begin! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have virtual fun in our Minecraft world?

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MineCraftLoveCraft

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Are you tired of expressing your love with boring old flowers and chocolates? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can build a giant heart made out of diamonds and emeralds to show your affection! Who needs words when you have a virtual masterpiece to express your feelings?

Join our server and impress your crush with your epic building skills. Who knows, maybe they’ll be so impressed that they’ll log on just to see your creation and fall head over heels for you!

So why waste time with traditional methods of expressing love when you can do it in the most epic and creative way possible on our Minecraft server? Join now and start building your way into someone’s heart!

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VPN Block Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how brazil be all like “no VPN for u!” well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we be all like “VPN? more like V-YES-PN!” cuz we don’t care if u use VPN or not, we just want u to join our wacky world of blocky adventures and shenanigans.

imagine this: u log on to the server and suddenly u find urself in a jungle full of talking parrots and dancing llamas. u try to chop down a tree but it starts singing show tunes and throwing apples at u. then, out of nowhere, a giant rainbow-colored creeper appears and starts breakdancing.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. and if u get hungry, just head over to our enchanted food court where u can eat cake that gives u superpowers or pizza that makes u fly.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? we have hidden chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and gold scattered all over the server. but be careful, cuz there are traps and puzzles that will test ur wits and reflexes.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic and absurd minecraft adventure of ur life! VPN or no VPN, we welcome all players with open arms and a crazy sense of humor. let’s get blocky, baby!

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MongolianHackersCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where russian hackers are teaming up with the mongolian government to take over the virtual world! build your own secret underground base to hide from the hackers, or join forces with them to rule the server with an iron fist! beware of the cyber attacks and crazy conspiracies that will keep you on your toes! who will come out on top in this epic battle for virtual supremacy? join now and find out!

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Ordinary SMP: Where Not Even the Creepers Are Vanilla

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Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21 – Always up to date
Community Focus	Small, friendly player base
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds

Mods:

BlueMap – View Map
AudioPlayer
Simple VoiceChat
Dragon Elytra Drops

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players
Whitelisted server for high-quality community
Regular events and contests

How to Join:

You can join us on Discord

We look forward to welcoming new crafters to our server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with additional mods for enhanced gameplay.
How can I join the server?	You can join by joining our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Are griefers allowed on the server?	No, we have measures in place to protect builds from griefers.
What events do you host?	We host various events such as PVP battles, build contests, and community projects.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and watch it rain down chaos on your enemies. And don’t forget to ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies in search of hidden treasure!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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SMP SlaveryDebateCraft

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our server came to be.

Legend has it that a group of elite Minecraft players were stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a bottle of Jack Daniels. As they sipped on the delicious spirit, they realized that they had stumbled upon the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft experience. And thus, our server was born!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and of course, plenty of Jack Daniels to keep the party going. Build your dream base, battle epic bosses, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft cocktail.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Jack Daniels-fueled fun begin! Just remember, everything is better with a little bit of whiskey. Cheers!

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