testament Minecraft Servers

testament

  • Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

    Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

    Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

    But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!

    Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name sVanilla Survival
    IP corn.gg
    Region USA East

    Overview:

    sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.

    FAQ:

    Why choose sVanilla Survival?

    – Survive & Thrive: Experience freedom in gameplay and explore, build, or conquer as you wish.

    – Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.

    – Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.

    – Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.

    – Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.

    – Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.

    – TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.

    Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

    No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

    Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

    No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.

    Are there economy plugins on the server?

    No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.

    Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

    No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

    What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?

    The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadBlocker

    DadBlocker

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

    So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty LOLz: ‘I can’t even believe it!’

    Crafty LOLz: ‘I can’t even believe it!’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster community? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players can test their skills against devious traps and puzzles designed to make you question your sanity. And if you make it to the top, you’ll be rewarded with a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe it!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Booger Bash – Minecraft Madness!

    Blocky Booger Bash – Minecraft Madness!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most disgustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’re not your average horror server, oh no. We’re all about the gross, the shocking, and the downright weird. If you’re a fan of Ebaum’s World and enjoy pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then this is the place for you.

    Join us as we embark on a journey through the most bizarre and twisted creations in the Minecraft universe. From giant snot monsters to explosive diarrhea volcanoes, there’s no limit to the grossness you’ll encounter on this server.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most twisted players will survive the horrors that await them. So if you think you have what it takes to handle the most outrageous and disgusting Minecraft experience of your life, then come on in and join us at our Gross Out server. Just make sure to bring a barf bag with you, you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP