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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7398 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 7880 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
