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CraftyMcCraftFace

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner furry and embark on epic adventures with pandas making headlines on the news! Join us for a wild ride through Warcraft, WoW, EQ, GW2, FFXlV, Dofus/Wakfu, TESO, and any other mumorpegger game you can think of.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pandas who have mastered the art of gaming. They will guide you through quests, battles, and maybe even teach you how to do a backflip in real life (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries incurred during attempted backflips).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground AI-generated imagery lab where players can create their own virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a panda who can speak in binary code. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir | Elder Scrolls RP Server

Adventure, Akavir, Altmer, Arena, Argonian, Bosmer, Daggerfall, Dunmer, Elder, Elderscrolls, Eso, Guilds, Imperial, Khajiit, mmo, morrowind, Mundus, Nirn, Nord, oblivion, Redguard, Roleplay, Rpserver, Scrolls, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, TES, Teso, Theelderscrolls, Worldpainter

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9733	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

You awaken to the ship coming alive with the hurried footsteps of the crew and passengers above you. Your heart begins to race. After three weeks at sea, you’ve arrived at last: Akavir… You gather your things and rush to the deck. Before you lies a vast blue ocean, and beyond it Esroniet.

As the ship pulls into port, you’re filled with excitement. You think about what brought you here, three weeks from Tamriel and half a world away from home. Did you make the right decision? Will your new life bring you troubles or fortune?

What adventures await you in Mysterious Akavir?

THE ELDERCRAFT SCROLLS: AKAVIR

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir is an original roleplaying community based in the world of The Elder Scrolls. Set on the exotic islands of Esroniet, our roleplay combines the intricate worldbuilding of The Elder Scrolls with our own unique lore. Our immersive, character-driven stories are supported by a custom D&D-style rolling system based on TES stats and skills.

Founded over ten years ago and with members from across the globe, our server is dedicated to providing a friendly community where everyone is welcome. Whether you’re a loremaster or a first-time roleplayer, we welcome folks of all play-styles and experience!

Your journey begins when you arrive in Akavir, ready to begin a new life. Will you be a brave Nord warrior with a love of adventure? A powerful Dunmer wizard seeking treasure? A stealthy Khajiit thief with a bounty on her head? Join our Discord and submit your application to get started: https://discord.gg/PdScK6v.

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CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are into cuckolding! Join us for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft!

advice, Boundaries, CheekyCraft, Communication, CREEPERS, Cuckolding, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, Join, kink, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Recommendations, relationships, Ride, role playing, satisfaction, sexual desires, taboo, Trust, Wild, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that really spices things up? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you newly minted cuckolds out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Build your own cuckoo clock tower, mine for cuckoo eggs, and even participate in our weekly cuckoo costume contests.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits. Will you be the one to catch his eye and earn a coveted spot in his cuckoo army?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly cuckoo for cuckolding, look no further. Join us today and let the cuckoo madness begin!

Blocky Blunders: Tel Aviv Edition

#prayforTelAviv, #TelAviv, ALERT, Attack, AVIV, blocky, Blunders, Crisis, danger, Disaster, Edition, emergency, explosion, fear, Israel, middleeast, News, Nuclear, Panic, SECURITY, TEL, Terrorism, Urgent, Warning, weapon

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a nuke hitting Tel Aviv? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll blow your mind (but hopefully not literally like that nuke). Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected explosions (just kidding…hopefully). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

NormalCraft: Where low self esteem meets sissy fetishes in a hilarious Minecraft world!

acceptance, Confidence, esteem, fetishes, fetishism, healing, hilarious, Identity, Insecurity, low self-esteem, meets, mental health, Minecraft, normal, NormalCraft, Normalization, Overcoming, personal growth, seeking help, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Sexuality, sissy, sissy fetish, Therapy, world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of being a sissy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner warrior come out to play. Our virtual world will help you shed that sissy image and become the alpha you were always meant to be. No more low self-esteem, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to sissydom forever!

Region Rumble: Where Similarity is Questioned!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Towns Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where every region looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can explore crazy and wacky regions that will blow your mind! From a land made entirely of candy to a volcano filled with lava that flows like chocolate, you’ll never get bored of exploring our unique and diverse world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our server and you might even get the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted feather boa.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DepressedCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling down about blowing up!

again.., anxiety, blowing, Communication, COMPLETE, CREEPERS, damn, Depressed, DepressedCraft, emotions, Failure, feeling, mental health, Nijisanji, online persona, PRESSURE, regret, Sayu, self-doubt, spoke out, Struggling, virtual youtuber, Wishes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	128	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	134
Void Gems Collected:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	713199	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a failure like Sayu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a total success! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak to animals in the game. Imagine having deep conversations with a cow or getting fashion advice from a sheep. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yes, you read that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life!

Arthur’s Minecraft Adventures: No Romance Allowed

Adventures, Allowed, Arthur Morgan, Arthur’s, best man, Cabin, crime, Cunt, Drunk, drunk confession, Karen, love, Mary-Beth, Minecraft, Respect, romance, sadie, Sean’s death, SETTLE, straight up, Survival, teaching, used, Widow

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Items Found:	4630
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where Mary-Beth will warn you about being with any other Mary, Karen will lean in close after a tragic death, and Sadie will declare you the best man she’s ever known (move over, dead husband!). And if you’re lucky, you might even hear Arthur drunkenly profess his love for you. Plus, we have a cabin widow who Arthur taught how to survive, and a used “cunt” who doesn’t respect anyone. Join now for all the wild drama and unexpected declarations of love!

CraftyFalcons – Where Minecraft meets Falcom fanatics! #1841

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like the “Ys Memoire: The Oath in Felghana English patch” where you can experience a whole new world of adventure. And don’t even get us started on the “Kuro Translation” and “Kuro 2 Translation” – it’s like playing a whole new game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless!

HappyCraft: The Server Where You Can’t Just Be Happy With Having Everything

Contentment, envy, Expectations, Financial goals, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, HappyCraft, hobbies, incel, Jealousy, KHV, materialism, mindset, MONEY, personal growth, PRESSURE, self worth, Server, societal norms, society, success, wealth

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Join our Minecraft server and become the richest player in the game! Forget about hobbies and spending money on things you enjoy, because on our server, it’s all about building wealth and flexing on everyone else. Who needs friends when you can have stacks of virtual diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who will only reveal the location of the ultimate treasure to the wealthiest player. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

Pixelmon Pals: Gotta Catch ‘Em All in 2023!

2023, Anime, anticipation, Buzz, Catch, character analysis, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, feelings, Gaming, Gotta, hype, introduction, new character, Opinions, PALS, Pixelmon, pokemon, reaction, Sandwich-chan, speculation, speculation trail., Thoughts

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Votes:	1889	Mines Excavated:	3662
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	4963
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15

Oh my Notch, have you heard about Sandwich-chan?! This server is the ONLY place where you can interact with this totally legit new Minecraft character. Legend has it that Sandwich-chan is a magical sandwich that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to build with blocks made of cheese. Join now to be the first to befriend Sandwich-chan and unlock the secrets of the sandwich dimension! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the sandwich adventures begin! 🥪🧀🤪