TeslaTrader306 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dimension Hops:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

Adrenaline Rush, adventurous spirit, audacious feats, bold decisions, craziest thing, crazy adventures, crazycraft, daredevil stunts, extreme activities, heart-pounding adventures, impulsive actions, insane challenges, living on the edge, Minecraft, outrageous antics, pushing boundaries, reckless behavior, risky behavior, Server, Taking Risks, thrilling moments, wild escapades, wild experiences

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! We’ve got more explosions, more ridiculous creations, and more chaos than you can handle. Join us if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to a whole new level of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of heights, lava, or having too much fun)!

BlockyBedBizarre

adventurous, Bed.., BlockyBedBizarre, Boundaries, Communication, consent, experimentation, FANTASY, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, Kinky, relationships, role-play, sexual exploration, STRANGEST, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	275973

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your last Tinder date? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and insanity, just without the motion sickness (unless you’re playing in VR, then good luck).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue made entirely out of diamonds, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race, don’t question it).

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions (watch out for the zombie unicorns), and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

VietnamCraft Server: US Defense Ties

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

u want to join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like vietnam tryna expand its security and defense ties with the US but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles like the vietnam war but with creepers and zombies instead of soldiers. u can build bomb shelters and hide from the enemy players tryna take over ur land. plus, we got secret tunnels and underground bases for u to explore. join now and be a part of the epic war for domination in minecraft land!

Putin’s Peaceful Pixel Palace

Absurd, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, negotiation breakdown, Palace, peace conditions, peace talks, Peaceful, PIXEL, political standoff, putin, Putins, russia, territorial disputes, Ukraine, war rhetoric

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Potions Brewed:	177
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mines Excavated:	4587	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runes Activated:	7

so, like, ukraine be like “nah bro, we ain’t down with your cray-cray peace conditions, putin”. come join our minecraft server where we reject all absurd conditions like having to mine diamonds with a spoon or build a house out of slime blocks. we only do epic builds and pvp battles here, no nonsense allowed. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, so come join if you dare! #herobrineapproved #putinsucks #minecraftmadness

Neutron’s Electric Bill Insanity

animated, backyard fission reactor, bill, cartoon, Characters, comedy, Egregious, Electric, electricity bill, family, fictional, GENIUS, Insanity, invention, jimmy neutron, neutrons, Nickelodeon, nuclear boy scout, nuclear energy, parents, scheme, Science, Technology, tv show

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1179
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1723	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	6645

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, they got this dude who supposedly pulled off a nuclear boy scout backyard fission reactor scheme! Like, what even is that?! Imagine the shenanigans you can get into on this server with that kind of energy floating around. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and radioactive fun! Let’s get this party started, fam!

DopamineCraft: Mindful Minds

brain activity, brain chemistry, brain function, cognition, cognitive abilities, dopamine, DopamineCraft, healthy people, mental cognition, mental disorders, mental function, mental health, mental processes, Mental Wellbeing, mentalising abilities, mindful, Minds.., neuroscience, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, Psychology, research, study

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	2360	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

LOL YO COME JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE DOPAMINE FLOWS LIKE A RIVER AND YOUR MENTALISING ABILITIES WILL BE OFF THE CHARTS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO MATH, COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA, AND SHEEP THAT CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE!

JOIN US AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER GENIUS AS YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE, SO YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS THEY’LL PULL NEXT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET YOUR DOPAMINE-FUELED BRAIN EXPLORE THE LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES OF OUR SERVER! #MINECRAFTLITAF #BRAINDAMAGECREW

RiseCraft – Minecraft server Minecraft server

Adventures, Anarchy, Battles, Challenges, griefer, join now, minecraft server, responsible team, risecraft, Survival, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Gods Slained:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

We are the #1 server with anarchy, griefer and vanilla survival. Interesting adventures, epic battles and difficult challenges – it’s all about us!

Our players are one of our main priorities. That is why behind the RiseCraft project there is a responsible team, ready to solve any issue.

Join now!

play.risecraft.xyz

The Coping Dead Server: Where zombies cope with their undead life crisis in 1.18.2

1.18.2, Apocalypse, Community, cope, coping, Crafting, Crisis, Custom, Dead, Discord, Exploration, Factions, Life, Loot, Modpack, multiplayer, Other, Planes, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Undead, Vehicles, weapons, zombies

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

The Coping Dead Server Overview

Server Features	80 mods including Lost Cities, Crafting Dead core mods, custom buffed zombies, vehicles, planes, and more
Points of Interests	Custom locations for loot spawns
Factions	Create factions to fight against other survivors
Shop & Marketplace	Sell loot and trade valuable items
Join Server & Discord	IP: 185.137.94.42:25662 Discord: https://discord.gg/KVDY4YRg9m

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I download the modpack?	Join our Discord server and you will find the modpack download link in the announcements channel.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a faction?	You can play solo or team up with other survivors by creating or joining a faction.
What kind of loot can I find in the custom points of interests?	You can find a variety of loot including weapons, food, medical supplies, and crafting materials.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, we occasionally host PvP events with rewards for the winning factions.
How do I sell my loot in the shop?	You can sell your loot at the shop by interacting with the shopkeeper NPC.

EnviroCraft Minecraft Server

Envirocraft, environmental design, Environmental Storytelling, game atmosphere, game design, game development, game environment, game immersion, game narrative, game narrative design, game world, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Minecraft, narrative design, narrative-driven gameplay, player experience, player-engagement, Server, storytelling in games, Storytelling techniques, video game, world-building

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server takes environmental storytelling to a whole new level. Picture this: you’re walking through a lush forest and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with diamonds and gold. But watch out, because the cave is also home to a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden secrets, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows what wonders await you in this wacky world of wonderment? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

TittyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the socials are as overdeveloped as our players’ virtual tits! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly players who were all rocking some seriously impressive pixelated cleavage. They showed the new player around, teaching them how to build the biggest, most voluptuous structures in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most sought-after resources in the game. Want to mine for diamonds while being surrounded by giant, bouncing breasts? Look no further, my friend.

And let’s not forget about our weekly “Twerk for Diamonds” event, where players can show off their best dance moves in exchange for precious gems. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server, where the socials are overdeveloped and the fun never stops. Who knew Minecraft could be so… titillating?