Tesladin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Weebs

Anime, Attack, bl, Definitively Femcels, double standards, feminism, gender equality, Keanu Reeves, mainstream media, Male Incels, Misandry, Misogyny, pixelated, Ships, Social Issues, sports anime, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Twilight, Weeb’s, yaoi

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes! Are you a fan of Anime? We’ve got all your favorite shows playing on repeat 24/7. Love Ships? We’ve got a whole fleet waiting for you to explore. And don’t even get us started on Yaoi and BL – it’s a shipper’s paradise!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special section dedicated to Twilight fans – because who doesn’t love a sparkly vampire love triangle? And for all you sports anime enthusiasts out there, get ready to hit the virtual field and show off your skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve even got a secret section dedicated to Keanu Reeves. That’s right, the one and only Keanu is a regular player on our server, battling creepers and building epic structures like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of our crazy community of definitively Femcels who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. And remember, the mainstream media may only attack male incels, but here on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms. Double standards, who?

Block Battle Royale

battle, BLOCK, Cards, Challenges, Competition, Deck, deckbuilding, dueling, Event, gameplay, Losses, master duel, Meta, ONLINE, Practice, Preparation, Royale.., Skills, strategy, Tactics, Tournament, Victory, Wins

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Potions Brewed:	136
Chimeras Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic events ever seen in the Minecraft universe! Picture this: a massive ender dragon riding a creeper like a bucking bronco while players try to tame them with diamond carrots.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco creeper dropping sick beats and exploding in a shower of glitter!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Putin’s Craft: Building Blocks and Bear Hugs

authoritarianism, autocracy, Bear, blocks, building, Conflict, Craft, Decision making, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global impact, hugs, influence, international relations, Kremlin, leadership, Manipulation, motivation, Politics, power, president, putin, Putins, russia, strategy, world affairs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Items Found:	3897	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Putin himself is a player! Yes, you heard that right. He’s taking a break from running Russia to mine diamonds and build epic structures in our virtual world. Join now to witness Putin riding a pig into battle against creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a dancing chicken disco party every Friday night. Get your groove on with our feathered friends and show off your best dance moves.

So why would Putin do this? Because our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft. Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyArknights – Building Towers and Battling Creeps!

@irene, #Ascalon, #Lutonada, #Odda, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Ambience Synesthesia, arknights, aroma, Babel, BATTLING, building, Caster Carnelian, Caster Passenger, cement, CN Content, CraftyArknights, creeps, Defender Cement, Defender Penance, Dorothy, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL, FUTURE JP, FUTURE KR, Guard Akafuyu, Guard Hoederer, Guard Humus, Ho’olheyak, JP Stream, lumen, Medic Paprika, Medic Vendela, Medic Whisperain, Minimalist, Mudrock, Pinecone, Qiubai, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Reed, Roberta, Shining Steps, SilverAsh, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Fiammetta, Sniper Totter, Specialist Kafka, Specialist Verdant, Supporter Quercus, Supporter Stainless, Swire The Elegant Wit, tequila, The Front That Was, Towers, Valuable resources, Vanguard Ines, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for a LOLZY time filled with INSANE stories and OUTRAGEOUS reasons to keep coming back for more.

Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling a dragon made of diamonds. That’s just a taste of what awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive GLOBAL/JP/KR CONTENT that will blow your mind. From 6* Sniper Fiammetta to 5* Medic Whisperain, you’ll never run out of new characters to discover.

And if that’s not enough, our CN CONTENT will leave you speechless. With 6* Defender Penance and 5* Guard Akafuyu, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC journey and experience the ULTIMATE Minecraft adventure. Don’t miss out on the fun – log in now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: Where Everyone is a Blockhead Except the Creepers

acceptance, Bigotry, Blockhead, Crafty, CREEPERS, discrimination, equality, gender, Gender Identity, hate, Identity, ignorance, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, prejudice, restroom, Safety, Social Issues, society, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crops Grown:	9860
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our InsaneCraft server, where we embrace all genders, even the 500+ ones that didn’t exist before 2020! Join us if you want to escape the madness of real life, where 6-foot dudes dressed as women lurk in the women’s restroom. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a blocky warrior or a pixelated princess. We don’t discriminate based on gender, we just want everyone to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on InsaneCraft, anything goes!

Waifu Head Pats – Minecraft Server

Affection, Anime, cost, cute, desire, devotion, dream, emotional, Fandom, FANTASY, head pat, longing, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, PATS, payment, relationship, Server, virtual, waifu, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1786	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can pat your waifu’s head for FREE! Yes, you heard that right, FREE head pats for all players! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret DIAMOND mine where you can find unlimited riches and build the most extravagant waifu shrine ever seen in Minecraft history!

Join now and embark on a quest to find the legendary CREEPER king who has been terrorizing the land with his explosive antics. Defeat him and claim his throne as your own, ruling over all the creepers in the land as their new waifu-loving overlord!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a GIANT chicken that lays ENCHANTED eggs filled with rare loot and magical powers. Will you be able to tame this mighty chicken and harness its incredible abilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most INSANE and HILARIOUS adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world!

Crafty Craziness: Love Quest Server

acceptance, advice, attraction, Communication, Country, Crafty, Craziness, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, Interracial Relationships, love, Multiculturalism, Quest, Race, relationships, romance, Server, society, Stereotypes, Tips, Understanding, White girl

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can find the answer to life’s most important questions, like “How do I get the love of a white girl from your country?”

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe of love, rumored to have the power to make any white girl fall head over heels for you. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant pink llama who only speaks in riddles.

Once you have the pickaxe in your possession, you must journey to the enchanted forest of heart emojis where you will find the white girl of your dreams. But beware, she is protected by a pack of heartbroken creepers who will stop at nothing to keep you apart.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your quest for love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance.

CraftyCraze – Where Pixels Party!

#AmanogawaShiina, #AyaseYuu, #CharacterReferences, #ChisakaAiri, #DizzyDokuro, #EimiIsami, #EmberAmane, #EnglishVTubers, #ErinaMakina, #FujikuraUruka, #FuuraYuri, #GramPico, #HakushikaIori, #HikanariHina, #HimemiyaRie, #JapaneseVTubers, #JellyHoshiumi, #KaminariClara, #KanekoLumi, #KannagiLoki, #KokoromoMemory, #KomachiPanko, #LiaAshelia, #MuuMuyu, #PhaseConnectGeneral, #PhaseConnectJP, #PhaseConnectLinks, #PhaseConnectOfficialWebsite, #PhaseConnectSchedule, #PhaseConnectTwitter, #PipkinPippa, #RemiliaNephys, #RunieRuse, #SayaSairroxs, #ShisuiMichiru, #TenmaMaemi, #TwitchArchiveChannels, #UnofficialArchives, #UtataneNasa, #VirtualContentCreators, #VirtualIdolCommunity, #VirtualIdols, #VirtualYouTubers, #VtuberAnnouncements, #VtuberArchiveChannels, #VtuberChannels, #VTuberCommunity, #VtuberContent, #VtuberDiscord, #VtuberDiscussions, #VtuberEnthusiasts, #VtuberEvents, #VtuberFanActions, #VtuberFanActivities, #VtuberFanAdvice, #VtuberFanAlliances, #VtuberFanAnnouncements, #VtuberFanApproaches, #VtuberFanArt, #VtuberFanAssistance, #VtuberFanAssociations, #VtuberFanBlogs, #VtuberFanBonds, #VtuberFanCampaigns, #VtuberFanCelebrations, #VtuberFanChallenges, #VtuberFanChannels, #VtuberFanChats, #VtuberFanClasses, #VtuberFanClubs, #VtuberFanCoalitions, #VtuberFanCollaborations, #VtuberFanCommunities, #VtuberFanCompetitions, #VtuberFanConnections, #VtuberFanContacts, #VtuberFanContent, #VtuberFanContests, #VtuberFanConventions, #VtuberFanConversations, #VtuberFanCourses, #VtuberFanDiscussions, #VtuberFanDisplays, #VtuberFanEfforts, #VtuberFanEngagements, #VtuberFanEvents, #VtuberFanExhibitions, #VtuberFanExpos, #VtuberFanFederations, #VtuberFanFestivals, #VtuberFanForums, #VtuberFanFrameworks, #VtuberFanFriendships, #VtuberFanGames, #VtuberFanGatherings, #VtuberFanGiveaways, #VtuberFanGoods, #VtuberFanGroups, #VtuberFanGuidance, #VtuberFanHelp, #VtuberFanInitiatives, #VtuberFanInteractions, #VtuberFanLessons, #VtuberFanLinks, #VtuberFanMeetings, #VtuberFanMeetups, #VtuberFanMerchandise, #VtuberFanMethods, #VtuberFanModels, #VtuberFanNetworks, #VtuberFanNews, #VtuberFanOccasions, #VtuberFanPages, #VtuberFanParties, #VtuberFanPartnerships, #VtuberFanPerformances, #VtuberFanPlans, #VtuberFanPlatforms, #VtuberFanPosts, #VtuberFanPresentations, #VtuberFanPrizes, #VtuberFanProcesses, #VtuberFanProducts, #VtuberFanProjects, #VtuberFanRelationships, #VtuberFanResources, #VtuberFans, #VtuberFanSeminars, #VtuberFanServices, #VtuberFanSessions, #VtuberFanShows, #VtuberFanSocieties, #VtuberFanStrategies, #VtuberFanStreams, #VtuberFanSupport, #VtuberFanSystems, #VtuberFanTactics, #VtuberFanTechniques, #VtuberFanThreads, #VtuberFanTips, #VtuberFanTricks, #VtuberFanTutorials, #VtuberFanUnions, #VtuberFanUpdates, #VtuberFanVideos, #VtuberFanWebinars, #VtuberFanWebsites, #VtuberFanWorkshops, #VtuberLinks, #VtuberNews, #VtuberReferences, #VtuberThreads, #VtuberTwitter, #VtuberUpdates, CraftyCraze, Party, PCG, PhaseConnect, pixels

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	248	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crops Grown:	1216	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride with Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, Hikanari Hina, Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Gram Pico, Ayase Yuu, and Kaminari Clara!

Why should you join? Because our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find diamonds that grant you the power to fly in real life. And if you build a house made entirely of dirt, you’ll unlock secret powers that allow you to control the weather. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Creepers – they’re always up to no good.

Zeldorks: Not your kids’ Minecraft server

action, Adults, Adventure, Challenging, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Good, Hero, Kids, legend, Magic, Mature, Minecraft, Mythical, Nintendo, RPG, Server, Story-Driven, sword, video game, Zelda, Zeldorks

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	1243	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Potions Brewed:	194	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3588
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!

Crafty Ukrainians: Police vs Military LOLz

Accountability, AFU fighters, Civil unrest, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, lolz, media coverage, Military, Police, Shooting, society, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, ukrainians, violence

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2044
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	1497

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! 🤪

Looking for a server where AFU fighters shoot Ukrainian policemen for fun? Look no further, because on our server, it’s all fair game! 😂

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that thrives on absolute madness. Who’s in the wrong here? Who cares! Let’s just have a blast and enjoy the chaos together. 🎉

Click here to watch a sneak peek of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wackiness! 😉