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WindowsFear Minecraft Server

afraid, apprehensive, booting, bros, Computer, computer science, dual boot, dual booting, fear, IT, Minecraft, Nervous, operating system, Server, software, Tech, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, Windows OS, Windows partition, WindowsFear

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Animals Bred:	92	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of being afraid to dual boot into Windows because you might accidentally delete your entire Minecraft world? Well fear no more, because on our server, we have a team of highly trained IT professionals ready to assist you in any tech-related crisis! Join us and never worry about losing your precious diamonds again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the tech support team save the day!

ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server

AITAH, altercation, brothers, Cheating, current girlfriend, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeVsGF, family, fl, making, Minecraft, Orlando, plane ticket, separate room, Server, soon-to-be, Sunday dinner, trip, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited, vacation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.

Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.

HangryCraft

birth control, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Dinner, disagreement, Dispute, family, FATIGUE, HangryCraft, hormones, Kids, leftovers, Marriage, Meal, nutrition, parenting, picky eater, Respect, Wife, work

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and just want to escape to a world of blocks and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where serving bean/cheese/hummus quesadillas to your virtual kids can lead to a full-blown argument with your virtual wife! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the comfort of your own virtual home?

Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even settle the age-old debate of whether kids are actually “chronically constipated” (spoiler alert: they’re not). And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for serving leftovers or for being a tired parent – we’ve all been there!

So come join us on our server, where the only limits are your imagination and maybe a few hormonal disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PaycheckCraft

accomplishment, Adulthood, budgeting, Financial goals, financial independence, First Job, first paycheck, Investment, luxury item, milestone, money management, Necessities, PaycheckCraft, personal finance, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, savings, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	910348	Buildings Constructed:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crops Grown:	7189
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map on!

Forget about your first paycheck, because on our server, you’ll be raking in virtual diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

FissileCraft – BlinkenApproved

blinken, BlinkenApproved, CAPABLE, Diplomacy, Enrichment, Fissile Material, FissileCraft, inspection, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, one week, Producing, proliferation, sanctions, security threat, two weeks, uranium, Verification

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. you wanna join cuz we got villagers that can do the macarena and skeletons that breakdance.

oh, and get this, our players can fly on pigs and ride llamas into battle. we even have a secret underground base where you can find the holy grail of minecraft – a block of cheese that grants wishes.

plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a disco ball that plays dubstep music. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server, bro? come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

StreaksAndDisappointments

accomplishment, achievement, Behavior, Consistency, determination, Disappointment, goal-setting, habits, mindset, motivation, patterns, perseverance, persistence, personal growth, Psychology, Routine, self improvement, self-discipline, Streaks, StreaksAndDisappointments, success

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	647
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	368910	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

join this epic minecraft server where we keep streaks going just because breaking them feels oddly disappointing. like, imagine the drama of being the one to break the streak, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. you gotta join and help us stop them before it’s too late.

also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds that will make you question your entire existence. it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your own soul, but with more explosions and lava.

so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. except maybe don’t feed the llamas after midnight, they tend to get a little cranky.

CreationSMP: Where Minecraft becomes a hot mess of mods and chaos! Join us on 1.20.1 Forge edition!

1.20.1, 24/7, Automation, balance, botania, Chaos, Community, Create, CreationSMP, Creative, Discord, Edition, EnderIO, Factions, Forge, hot, Immerisve Engineering, Join, Link, Mekanism, Mess, Minecraft, Modified, Mods, multiplayer, Server, smp, storage drawers, Survival, The Thermal Series

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

CreationSMP Minecraft Server

CreationSMP is a server that is based off automation. Join factions, Be by yourself, or create your own faction. Some of the Mods we have are Mekanism, Create, The Thermal Series, Immerisve Engineering, Storage Drawers, EnderIO, Botania (Note: it has been modified to fit the servers balance), and more. The server is 1.20.1 Forge and the server is 24/7.

Discord: CreationSMP Discord Link

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server 24/7?	Yes, the server is 24/7.
What version is the server using?	The server is using version 1.20.1 Forge.
Can I join a faction or create my own?	Yes, you can join factions, be by yourself, or create your own faction.
What mods are available on the server?	Some of the mods available include Mekanism, Create, The Thermal Series, Immersive Engineering, Storage Drawers, EnderIO, and Botania (modified for server balance).

MineWatch Server – Minecraft Server

Abilities, Ashe Mythic, Clash mode, Colosseo rework, comics, Community Crafted mode, Competitive rework, Gameplay Trailer, Gamescom, Juno, kiriko spam filter, Lifeguard skin shop, limited-time trial, Map reworks, mercy spam filter, Midseason blogpost, Minecraft, MineWatch, Music, Mythic Reinhardt Weapon Skin, new tank, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch thread, Overwatch Wiki, Overwatch x Transformers collab, OWG, patch notes, Runasapi Map, Season 11 trailer, Server, Short stories, Summer Games Event, Ultrawatch Theme

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Love Letters Sent:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Juno’s limited-time trial? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join now and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make Juno herself jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server collabed with Transformers, so you can expect some seriously wild adventures. And don’t even get me started on our latest patch notes – they’re more thrilling than a rollercoaster ride with Reinhardt.

Season 11 is in full swing, featuring the Ultrawatch Theme, Ashe Mythic, and a map so insane, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, we’ve got a lifeguard skin shop coming soon, because who doesn’t want to see Roadhog in a swimsuit?

And mark your calendars for Aug 20, because that’s when Season 12 and Juno are launching – it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

DressUpDudes Minecraft Server

Appearance, attraction, casual wear, clothing, Confidence, DATING, dress up, DressUpDudes, fashion, formal wear, Girls, Grooming, guys, Minecraft, personal style, Preferences, relationships, Self-expression, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting no love from the ladies? Well, look no further because on our server, girls are all about guys who dress up! That’s right, put on your fanciest diamond armor and watch the ladies swoon as you slay mobs and build epic structures. Who knew virtual fashion could be so important? Join now and become the most stylish player in the blocky world!

CharityCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Charity, CharityCraft, class reunion, Company, Confrontation, EMBARRASSING, EXPOSED, fake charity, high school, local celebrity, Minecraft, Nonprofit, Paperwork, public humiliation, reputation, reunion early, Server, suspicions, UNCOMFORTABLE, Veterans, Website

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of fake charities in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all charities are 100% legit! No fake paperwork here, just virtual donations to help virtual veterans in need. Plus, if you catch anyone trying to scam you, you can publicly expose them in the chat and watch them squirm like a noob in a creeper-infested cave. Join now and be a hero in the world of Minecraft!