Tesla MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Musk Quest 1.20.4

innovation, Boring Company, Quest, Cosmic, What’s wrong with Musk

Yo, bro, forget about Musk and come join our Minecraft server where we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around!

Imagine building your dream castle while riding a llama wearing a top hat, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect here.

We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and mystery, but watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a bit too fabulous for their own good.

And don’t even get me started on the talking trees that give out free diamonds every hour, it’s like a fantasy dreamland on steroids!

So ditch the real world drama and come join us for a wild ride of pure insanity and fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

electric vehicle adoption, Minecraft, Environmental, Electric Vehicle, energy efficient

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

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Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Competition, law, Adventure, elon musk, Technology

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

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Elon’s Far-Right Craft

Technology, social media, public opinion, influence, controversy

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

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BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

day trader, investment strategy, finance, fortune, Trading

so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

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Elon’s Crafty World

space exploration, Fine, REINSTATEMENT, spacex, innovation

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.

join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.

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Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

top court, Chechen warlord, Brazils, Elon, court ruling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

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ElonCraft: Mine to Mars!

dream big, Future, Artificial Intelligence, mars, electric cars

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest Elon Musk fantasies! Imagine building rockets and sending them to Mars, all while dodging angry aliens and space pirates. Or maybe you’d prefer to create your own fleet of Tesla cars and race them around the map, leaving your competitors in the dust (literally).

Join our server and experience the thrill of being a billionaire tech genius for a day. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with rare diamonds and gold blocks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Strap on your virtual spacesuit and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Noob Friendly Minecraft Server

tesla, disabled, Friendly, billionaire, brain damage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Elon Musk would feel right at home! Join us for a wild ride filled with brain-damaged shenanigans and ketamine-fueled adventures. Our server is so insane, even Elon himself would be like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?”

We’ve got deranged builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and a community that will make you question your sanity. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the perfect place for those who have done a little too much ketamine (or any other drugs Elon hasn’t publicly admitted to abusing).

Don’t worry about taking anything too seriously here, because let’s face it – our minds aren’t all there either. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot Elon Musk himself, looking more deranged than ever before!

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BanishedBlocks Minecraft Server

feud, BanishedBlocks, Ban, law, decision

so, like, this server is totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz brazilian judges are ratifying bans on x and having a feud with musk. like, imagine the drama, dude. you gotta be there to witness it all unfold. plus, we got like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow your mind. join now and be part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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